coding sucks ass

guys, how the hell is coding shit supposed to work. am i just dumb or does nothing ever work???????? ive been tryna make this one FUCKASS code work for like three hours now and ITS NOT WORKINGGGG 

might just pull a kurt cobain soon :P (not rly pls dont ban me)

xoxo, ur local and VERY professional coder with A LOT of past experience who DEFINITELY knows what he's doing <3