Perks of Being An Elite Student

My dearest brother has all of them


Perks

  1. His friends have cars. Mine don't. I finally understand  where Quinn Morgendorffer was coming from.
  2. Their parents own farmhouses. City girl here, that sounds like a super massive blessing đŸ’— Imagine the cool breeze, the cheesy soupy noodles, running on a patch of grass into endless nothingness, and they got well furnished cots too, in case homie wants to crash.
  3. Party invites. I wanna get some but my networking skills are minus thereby not applicable. 
  4. FREEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOD. It's like Regular Show but IRL. I had no idea people could pay for you in Twenty Friggin Twenty-five
  5. Spontaneous trips. This morning somebody called my brother and they're totally going off to a whole different continent or something at a moment's notice, and my brother just had to pack a bunch. That's some aggressive social life RIGHT THERE!
  6. Hangout spots.
  7. Internships and startup.
  8. They call him 24 x 7 (this one's technically a downside but the attention is nice and warm ig)

In conclusion, me a late gen z is hyper jealous of my one and only sibling. I wish my parents admitted me to rich kid school. My college life was a disaster. I was broke, insecure, and above, unlucky. I used to get bullied hahaha


This is just a really, really, really stupid pathetic rant. Bye


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