SKATEBOARD TACO

so you get a comically large taco... and cut a deck-shaped piece out of the middle... and fashion some trucks and some wheels and attach those...

if you can grind a rail with it... you get to eat it for free

BURGER SPHERE

beef core in the middle. cheese sauce layer right on top of it. lettuce layer. second beef layer. layer of bread on the top. 

CHICKEN (AND WAFFLE) SANDWICH

i think this one is self explanatory. a chicken sandwich but with waffles in place of buns

TACO THAT IS ALSO A CASSETTE

shell made of tortilla. tape is a thin roll of beef. when you put it in a cassette player its just 90 minutes of taco bell radio ads

A BLOCK OF CHEESE BUT IT HAS LAYERS

cheddar on the surface. american under that. swiss under that. gouda under that. solid parmesan under that. colby jack. blue cheese. whatever the hell babybel is. CHEDDAR CORE.

and its all crunchy

BRICK STEAK

a steak. but its rectangular. like a steak. its not rock solid like an actual brick but its cooked to look like it is

REALLY THIN SHEETS OF BEEF

this definitely exists but like. imagine eating an 8.5x11" sheet of ground beef. or rolling it up and smoking it