im convinced someone cursed me

got home from a trip and immediately got sick with covid, got an ear infection at the same time, i cant taste anything which honestly is the most upsetting part, spilled liquid medicine on my MOTHERFUCKING KEYBOARD, spilled almost an entire jug of detergent on the fucking floor AND BLEACH, which was an ABSOLUTE JOY TO CLEAN UP. oh yeah and the package i ordered like a week ago is still across the fucking country for some reason. "flash shipping" they said. amazing. fantastic. spectacular.

whichever fuckass etsy witch gave me the Curse of Minor Inconveniences better watch out because I AM COMING FOR YOU.