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Hello and welcome to my very IMPORTANT and INFORMATIONAL presentation on why seals are epic...
First off, they are silly. Enough to be said there..
second, THEY'RE SILLY AS FUCK...>?? HOW DO THEY DO IT???? WHY IS IT IN A BUCKET???
third, they are incredibly INCREDIBLY SKILLED ANIMALS. As seen above.
one wonders indeed... (lockheed martin dont steal my ideas)
fifth, they are masters at the saxophone. Everything stated above is 100 percent factual.. take my word.. I think Charlie Parker was taught by one..
Last but not least, this seal looks like poop. I am so fucking terrified of the shit monster.
That is all I have today for this presentation. I hope that everyone has learned some valuable information that will serve you well in the future, and that you have found a newfound appreciation for our wonderful pinnipeds. Have a nice day!
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Polar
SEALS ARE SO CUTE I WISH I COULD HAVE ONE
Slay
MY FRIEND ALSO LOVES SEALS AND I AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE REASONS!!!
Saydio882
HOLLLYY AHHHHHH!!!!!! SEAL ENJOYER SEAL SEAL
Corso :3
i have been enriched by this wealth of seal silliness :3
Duppy
DUUUUDE WAAAAIIIT THEY ARE SILLY AS FUCK TRUEEEE
Midnight
Seals r objectively, scientifically the best.
HJHJHHJH
if you made a whole ahh powerpoint abt it then it mmust be true
Flliberish
POOP SEAL POOP SEAL POOP SEAL !!!!!!!