childhood stuff-

did anybody else have a massive crush on jeff the killer when they were like 9… or was that just me spiraling way too early??? like i was actually OBSESSED with him. full-on thought he was my dark emo boyfriend. i literally wrote fanfics about this man with a carved-up face like it was the most normal thing in the world.

my tiny brain really went “yeah he’s a homicidal creepypasta legend but he’d probably be soooo sweet to me tho.” delulu doesn’t even begin to cover it. i would daydream about him walking into my classroom, knife and all, like “come on babe we’re leaving.” i thought that was romance.

and the fact that i remember it so clearly is worse. like it haunts me more than jeff ever could. 9 year old me really looked at a murderous internet pciture and went: THATS MY MANNNZZZ