What the hell is going on? (banana phone 69)

Hello everyone!!

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I have at least 2 things to talk about. Why? It's a blog post. Of course it can be about anything.

1. Do I think people are scary?

Probably. That doesn't mean I am afraid of any social interaction whatsoever, after all people are social beings and it is a necessary thing all people should know. But what I am "afraid" about these is the way they speak. Especially the faculty at uni. And my uncle. Yes I know they have nice intentions and are very helpful but damn why do you sound like that? It's such a pointless thing to talk about (because I'll live anyway) so let's move on.

2. I should get a haircut.

During my mid-teens I used to have bangs. But that was before I knew there are shampoo, conditioner... styling prducts suitable for curly/wavy hair. Which I have IRL. So I just kinda had that stupid chopped bush above my forehead. I grew out of it because... well... I hated how it covered my eyes and how ugly it looked when I combed it to the side XD

Right now, I figured if I should get a mullet right now. Like Gerrie van Boven from "New Kids" (look up here!), not funkyfrogbait or Kurtis Conner. Because the top of my hair is just like the superflat worlds in Minecraft: all flat no volume, so the hair would just fan out to the side.

But here are some problems: first, it's the dress code! Ehhh... the uni I go to is lenient for these kinds of things. I see students with dyed hair, and most girls there even have bangs. Even those wearing professional uniforms for thesis defense probably have bangs too.

Second, I don't know if I would look good with it. Because the worst thing about it is that I'm a girl! However... it is up to me to find out. But first, are there any fake moustaches on sale or should I D.I.Y. one?

Hopefully you'll stick around for more. Bye.