Im a big fat loser

Toe Biden: oh trumpie poo 🫃

*toe Biden spits on his feet while turd I mean trump. Washes his little feet cuz he got bad fungus 😢*

Turd: oh my bidie boo boo bear, I must confess something 😣😣😣

*turd then begins shiting everywhere (thats what he does when he gets nervous) *

Toe Biden: oh my little trumpie wumpie poo what is it? 🥺

Turd: I'm breaking up with you.

*toe Biden burps in fear, his breath smelled like fairy poo with Tabasco*

Toe Biden: B-B-B-BUT TRUMPIE WUMPIE POO?!?! HOW COULD YOU!!! MY FEETIES ARE THE PROBLEM ARE T-T-THEY 😢😢🥺🥺🥺? 

Turd: yes..my little fungi fetus old man....it is your little feeties fungus. I'm sorry bidie boo sigma little e-kitten, I found love in Barak Obama! Hes my new e-kitten..he doesn't have fungus feet infection unlike you 

*toe Biden then began crying uncontrollably, his little toes curling in and out and his level 40 gyatt began to shake and looksmax on turd, his pink fingers glistening in the sun beams as he got it from his mother before she passed as toe Biden is secretly a fairy/demon/angel/cat/crocodile/elephant/dog/sigma rizzler/gambler*

(This is all a joke btw <33)