I suck at breathing

why is asthma even a thing?? Like the universe decided I was too cool and powerful so they made me pant like a dog every time I run too much??? wth kinda nerf is that??? And on top of that my nose doesn't 100% work (forgor what its called) so that ALSO makes me breathe like an idiot </3 In short the universe is trying to kill me and make me look stupid when I exercise