Part five of my horrendous romantic fanfic

We all thought we were dead.

But we wake up at what looked like…a hotel.

“OHAYO GONZAIMASU!! WELCOME TO YOKYO!!!”

It was a weird four year old Asian girl…

“Uhh am I dreaming?” I asked.

The girl shook her head and kissed my cheek.

“HEY THAT’S MY WIFE!!!” Computer-chan cried, forcing me closer to him.

I shiver. “S-Senpai…don’t worry, I’ll always be yours forever-“

“Congratulations! We have successfully booked your free room!”

HURRAYYY

(kill me.)