QSMP lore

I can try to explain things in a bit more detail from my memory

(WARNING; it's a bit of a long read, sorry!)

-New islanders showed up about 2 or 3 months ago, Tubbo, Niki, German, Rivers, Ironmouse, Tinakitten, Lenay_xo, Willyrex, and Pol

German didn't come back after the first day, Rivers came back a few times, Lenay has not been on for a while, Pol and Niki come on quite a bit, and the rest come on a ton.

-All of the original eggs were here for a bit, then went missing. Before they left, however, they said they felt strange and were covered in a dirt or dust of some kind. A few of the islanders thought they were hatching or even rotting. The next day they were gone. (Note; during this time, I may forget things or put them in the wrong order sorry)

-A bit before this, Charlie found his "egg" "Juanaflippa" on his birthday, and the imposter has been living with him. The egg he has been living with is a code disguised as his egg, and he is covered in code stuff on his arm and head.

-About a week or so, maybe more, after the eggs went missing, Charlie, Roier, and Tubbo were given coordinates they pieced together. The end location was a maze and when they finished it, they found two things, an evil Cucurucho with black fur and a red face that also had a deep voice, and a room with a spining wheel. The wheel was surrounded by the eggs belongings, Tubbo cheated his way in, spun it, and lava poured from the ceiling. When the lava cleared, only Chayannes duck floatee remained.

-Phil was also gone during the egg's disappearence (Tubbo took care of them) and was shocked to hear that not only were they missing, but that Tubbo might have killed every egg except Chay.

-(Gosh, it gets blurry around this point.) A new Portuguese member named Bagi arrives. She is in a dome that embeds in the ground very far off to the left of spawn. We also later find out she is related to Cellbit. She is a pacifist, and Bad uses this fact to troll her in a friendly way.

Another new Spanish member arrives, Carre. He is also in the dome where Bagi was found.

-(This might've been before Bagi) Forever gets some "Happy Pills" from Cucurucho. When taken, they make the user excessively happy. When they start to wear off, it makes the user experience a very annoying ticking sound. Forever heard this twice, and when he did, he got especially violent. The first time, he was with Phil, and he pulled a weapon on him. The second, he was with Bad and he started blowing him up with mines. Pac was also given these, but he never got violent. Cellbit, Phil, and Bad helped him and Pac snap out of it with exposure therapy, though.

-A few more things happen with the maze, such as, a big expedition in which many members when through it like it was a dungeon. At the end, they find a story depicting a few eggs (I think 7) which go through a maze like the one they're in. The eggs split up into 2 groups and the bigger group dies, leaving 3 left. They think these are their eggs, but they want to know which ones lived.

-(I'll add some things I remember very quickly) Tubbo falls for a worker he names Fred. Tubbo digs a big hole. Bad becomes infected with some blue-green substance, he also turns grey/gray.

(skipping ahead a bit 'cause I can't remember anymore)

-Cucurucho sends Forever into the Nether to look for eggs. He finds none, but he does find Walter Bob

-WILBUR COMES BACK, is called Miku by the entire server (He was very confused), doesn't know his daughter is missing because he presumes her asleep, Is told by Phil she is gone, they have an argument, he logs off (I *think* they apologized later). He leaves and never comes back

OK I'm done for right now, I'll finish this if asked, and I hope you have a wonderful day while I nurture my bleeding fingers :].

Took a small break, back again. This one might be a long story too

Edit: It is

-After Wilbur left, they progressed further into the maze (forgot to mention, this is where Phil and Will had their argument) Cellbit had decoded a message and they were told to go to a certain place at a certain time.

-ANOTHER THING; the worker, Fred, Tubbo fell for was kidnapped by Quackity because he was convinced that Tubbo was giving out information to the Federation, a place he has a deep distrust in due to the trauma he's experienced with them. (THIS IS IMPORTANT)

-Anyways, the people who went on the expedition through the maze found a Federation buit room where a meeting was being held. They used invisibility potions and peeked through little "Grates" in the walls.

-Quackity was dressed up as Fred (I THOUGHT HE SKINNED HIM), and was pretending to be him. He acted very strangely, and the other workers could tell (They knew of his relationship with Tubbo and highly supported it)

-The meeting, from what I can remember, included Cucurucho talking about the President, saying there might be a retrieval mission (I think, don't take my word for it). Cucurucho also said there was a new thing they had to take care of, something called a Mini-me. Mini-mes look exactly like the person who places their spawn egg, and have the same AI as dogs. They were quite obviously something to hold the islanders over while their children were missing. They would die if you didn't feed them for 24 hours, so many died as they were given at around the time Twitch-con Vegas happened. I believe there might've been one more topic that was discussed, but if i don't remember it, it probably wasn't important ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

-Cellbit also killed a ton of Federation workers, and before this, Bad took one hostage and named it Ron. He originally kept Ron in his basement, but Ron has a house now, and a goldfish, I think his name is Jeremy.

-About a week after the eggs went (Sorry, forgot to include this) Fit, Phil, and Tubbo encased the Federation building in cobblestone by pouring lava then water. At the top, they put a sign saying "A cage for a cage". A while later, Phil was told to go to coordinates very far from the main part of the island. They told him to travel light, and not tell anyone where he was going. He was told this by someone who appeared to be his kids. He went, saw a pretty house in the middle of a spruce biome, went in, saw his kids belongings, and Cucurucho appeared. I forget how Cucurucho told him, whether by book, sign, or words, but he said "A cage for a cage" and locked Phil in.

-(I'm skipping ahead, because my memory of this time is flawed)

Rubius (The dude who plays both the angel and the devil), was in heaven, y'know, just doing angel things, until he was summoned by Cucurucho and was revoked of his angel rights which he had apparently had for centuries.

-This same day, a ton of people got on due to a huge event. they messed around for a bit, until they were informed by an announcement that they were going to go to another island. A train cinematic played and a few loading screens, they were then sent to another server called Purgatory

(I'll finish the 3rd and final part in my last comment)

Final bit, deffo gonna be long (Quick note, I have a bit of a bias towards BOLAS since they were the team I watched)

-The island members also got train tickets. I'm not writing them all down here even though I have them saved to a google doc, you can look it up yourself if you'd like. They got into a strange train station where the sky was red and they were in a desert. It was very echo-ey and loud. They were split into 3 teams; Red (BOLAS ROJAS), Green (Green Gay Ninjas), and Blue (SoulFire)

I'll try my best to recite who was on what team.

-BOLAS: Phil (Chosen leader), Slimecicle, Baghera, Cellbit, Foolish. Jaiden, Carre, Wilbur, Vegeta, WillyRex, German, and Felps

-Soulfire: Tubbo (Chosen leader), Pac, Badboyhalo, Tinakitten, Missa, Niki, Aypierre, ElMariana, Luzu/Arin, Lenay, Pol, and Rivers.

-Green Gay Ninjas: Etoiles (Chosen leader), Fit, Forever, Kameto, Mike, ElQuackity, Bagi, Roier, Ironmouse, Maximus, Rubius, and Antoine. It was also said there was one team that was cursed.

-Bolas had a bad first day, Badboyhalo and Tubbo specifically kept killing them in their own base, making Slimecicle more insane by the millisecond, They ended up going insane by the end of the first day.

-(Things might get a bit sped up, many things happened in purgatory, and I think my trauma response made me block some of it out)

-Bolas continued to be a bit targeted, they turned into a gas-mask cult, Slimecicle completely lost it, and they started dying and offing themselves for the fun of it.

-An event is announced; capture the flag. I believe Soulfire won, I don't feel like re-watching it, not because I hate Soulfire, I just never found watching Capture the Flag interesting.

-Mariana shows up, Cellbit asks Slimecicle to off him, Slime asks if Mariana and him can meet up, they meet up the central location where they turn in tasks. They do..... things in a pool.

-Another event is announced, where the teams must build a safe place in which an egg will be placed. The other teams' goals are to destroy the egg. Blue gets out early, and the members are all transfered to Red team and Green team. Green team was at a very high advantage due to destroying blue's egg. I believe Blue's egg was a mix of Leo and Chayanne, Red's was Dapper, Ramon and Tallulah, and Green's was Pomme and Richas. Red won the event because in their egg base, there were a ton of decoys.

-After this, Green team is split between team Soulfire and Bolas. Ironmouse, Roier, Maximus, Etoiles, Antoine, and Rubius all went to BOLAS. Fit, ElQuackity, Forever, Bagi, Kameto, and Mike went to Soulfire.

-The final day, It is announced that both leaders will need to be on for the event. The day comes, and they are told to go to an arena, you can tell where this is going. It's a best of 3, meaning a competitor must win 2/3 rounds to win. Phil won the first and the second. Everyone was waiting afterwards, and then the big ol' eye guy that runs purgatory made an announcement saying that they're going to play a game of hide and seek, his only hint? "I've been close to you this entire time" First, they were going to target the eye creatures they had found on the island (I'm sorry for not adding this earlier, my brain's a bit jumbled and I had to verify some things and add them in spots so some sentences are a bit funny sounding) They basically were short little white fellows with a pixelated heart and a big cyclops eye in the middle of their face. They were originally going to attack them and see what happened, but Etoiles brought ElQuackity to the side and asked him about it. He said he had nothing to do with the eye, but the islanders had had suspicions of him since the day he had arrived. ElQuackity said he was fine with them attacking him, telling them repeatedly that he was not the eye. They said okay, and promptly offed him. They don't see him respawn, but they find a tunnel system, and go down.

-They reach a wall, that later opens, and inside...Is a spinning wheel. The eye says the wheel will determine which egg will live. They all agree Phil should be the one who spins. He does, and it lands on 7. after a bit, the walls around them slowly go down, revealing the eggs. The parents automatically freak out, trying to reach their children. They can't however, because barrier blocks block their way to reach them. The eggs say they're fine, and that there's no need for their parents to worry.

-Just a few minutes later however, the eye says that he wants them to stay forever, as his playthings. The parents get a few minutes to talk with their children, then, the eye appears in "Human" form, but is obnoxiously tall.

-ElQuackity shows up but he's not...human. He has an eye on his chest, and he's wearing a cloak of some kind. The eye says that It's been wonderful watching them tear each other apart, and offers ElQuackity a place by his side. ElQuackity leaves, but it is assumed he took the offer.

-There's one thing, however, that I've forgotten to mention. Maximus has a nuke, set up directly under the trainstation.

-The eye says he's going to end their stay off with a bang, many in fact, and that they need to find the boat and leave.

-They all start panicking, Tubbo screaming run, Phil shouting for them to get the eggs out. There's then an earthquake and the ceiling starts to fall. The eggs disappear from the boxes they were in (Except Richas due a glitch I think, lmao) Also, Dapper was apparently number 7, but there have been some people claiming otherwise. Phil and Tubbo escape by Phil having his wings (Elytra) and lassoing Tubbo. Fit also makes It, but goes back and saves Bagi with Elytra and a lasso. Roier somehow makes it, and Slimecicle too. Roier asks for Cellbit in chat (They're married, in case you didn't know) and he replies "adios guapito." Phil then realizes they should have took Dapper. Then Max's nuke goes off.

-Phil, Bagi, Charlie, Tubbo, Roier, and Fit make it to the boat (It's apparently canon that Pac hid in Fit's backpack ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

-Cucurucho goes on a mission to Purgatory (Or egg island as it used to be called) to look for the eggs. The first one he finds is Richas. Richas lead Cucurucho to the rest of the eggs which are hidden under the sand. They eventually grab everyone, until they go to a nearby cave. There are 3 more eggs!!! One is an egg with a red and white striped shirt named Pepito. Another is an egg named Empanada with pancakes on her head. The last. and my personal new favorite, is Sunny, or SunnySideUp as her legal name says, an egg with sunglasses. Cucurucho says hi to all of them, then walks around a bit, leaving the eggs to converse with themselves. He stumbles upon ElQuackity and a worker with a cyclops eye. ElQuackity is a bit hostile, and Cucurucho calls him a traitor, angering him. ElQuackity orders the cyclops worker to kick them off the island so they can prepare for Purgatory 2 without interruption.

-Cucurucho leads all the eggs to boats and they sail across the sea the Quesadilla island.

-6 of the original eggs (Excluding Dapper) are taken to a newly built hospital where they can regain their energy, and the 3 new ones are taken to the original adoption center. Bagi stumbles upon it first, talking with Pepito. Pepito is Roier, Quackity, Mariana, Rivers, and Carre's kid. Roier is one of his only parents who have been on to take care of him. Sunny's parents are Tubbo, Slimecicle, Pol, and Lenay. Tubbo is the only parent who's been on to take care of her. Empanada's parents are Tina, Bagi, Jaiden, Ironmouse, and Niki. So far, every parent except Jaiden has been on to meet Em.

-A little bit ago, about a week, to escape Purgatory, Foolish apparently grew fins, lassoed Tina, and dragged her across the ocean with them. They also kidnapped an eye guy and brought him across the ocean with them.

-Leo and Sunny got to meet, didn't really like each other. Tallulah didn't trust the new eggs at first, thought Sunny was a bit energetic, liked Empanada a bit, hasn't got to meet Pepito. Pepito is an introvert, and speaks Spanish. Empanada is a bit like Tallulah, very nice and calm. Empanada also speaks German. and is called Em by Sunny, and Empanadita by Mouse. Sunny, my favorite egg, is very spoiled, very rich and sassy. She also cares about Tubbo a lot. Tubbo often refers to her as Poultry princess or Poppit.

-Sunny was attacked by a code ( or rather her father was) Roier is a bit harsh with Pepito, nearly offing him because he didn't believe something he said.

-Bad was also suffering from memory loss

-There's a Purgatory 2 supposed to be starting today, with 40 or 42 participants

-Tubbo was reunited with the worker Fred after he escaped,

-Phil is seeing gods and goddesses from his hardcore world, such as the Ender King and Rose, who controls nature. No one can see what he sees.

-Some people who were in purgatory have not returned; Baghera, Cellbit, Slimecicle (even though he was on the boat), Jaiden, and Maximus (he is dead lmao)

-It is rumored that some workers on Purgatory island are actually members of the people left behind because one worker made reference to something Slimecicle said.

-Slimecicle got the admins to rename him Wilbur Soot, put on his skin, and used recorded voice clips to mess around on Purgatory one day.

-All the egg's lives were reset to 2 after they came back, they also need cookies weekly to survive

-There was another movie night

-Dan and Spreen are canonically dead

-There was a Day of the Dead event, where all of the eggs who passed got to come back for a day.