i'm so scared someone's going to clock my hair color as performative

like everyday i wake up in fear that when i leave the house, someone's going to point at me and laugh and go "haha I can tell that you are not a natural brunette, you little stinky man, I can tell from a mile away that you've dyed it that color to look more mysterious and alt and because you thought it would wash you out and make you look more like a guy but guess what gayboy, it actually suits your complexion and makes you look more like a girl than anything else. i can smell the fact you used to be blonde and you switched to dark brown to act like you're going through something, you little bitch". and like i know no-one would realistically say anything like that to me IRL because only like half of that is true but idk what if i put my face on my tumblr or something, someone on there would definitely be crazy enough to say that, actually even having my face as my pfp and on my profile here is risky. or idk maybe i'm just paranoid and need to go outside more.