work tomorrow?

A list of things I’d rather do than go to work tomorrow:

-Run away to Paris

-Read the entirety of 2 books

-Find out that our building has burnt down and we won’t be able to go back for several months

-Find out I have a secret, wealthy relative who passed away and left me everything

-Take my boys to the beach

-Publish a work of fiction & find out it’s become a viral bestseller 

-Run away to the woods in a cozy cottage 

-Rent a scooter, find out it has wings and fly to Canada

-Write to congress and demand that we reorganize our entire society

-Appeal to the general public about implementing a bartering system again

-Stay home and watch Woody Allen films

-Sell my eggs so I can chill for a while

And most of all, I’d really like to stay home and 

D a y d r e a m.