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I walk to the store. I see a collection of computers. I see him.
“Oh wow, that’s one attractive computer” I say.
I buy him. Turns out he was free.
“Thank you,” says the charming computer.
“Oh my sexy computer,” I say, “Will you be my one and only?”
He touches my transparent hands and says, “You are going to make me have a virus”
We flirt. He explodes.
I cry. “My computer soulmate! Don’t leave me!”
But that was too late.
It turns out I’m too hot.
(Please kill me)
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Monochrome Systemđź–¤
If anyone is confused, my crush identifies as a computer
Maxie
awesome- computers rock <3 i wish I was a computer
very LOLz
RAHHHH
YOU DO NOT WISH FOR ME TO BUY YOUUU
by Monochrome Systemđź–¤; ; Report
GurdleAHurdler
Wow this is true fart
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT OMG THANK YOU IM TOTES ADDING YOU
by Monochrome Systemđź–¤; ; Report
♡♡♡♡
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iarlaithe !!
I love this XD reminds me of a crackfic i wouldve read with friends in liek 2019/2020
what is crackfic
by Monochrome Systemđź–¤; ; Report
Also thank u lol
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A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall - urban dictionary
by iarlaithe !!; ; Report
OHHH OKEH
I act like I’m on crack but I’m drug free, alcohol free, and smoke free, and I’ll stay like that
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