Tarantula rant

My Green bottle blue tarantula (they're blue...) is a fricking booooyyyyyyy T___T      T^T

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

for context: girls live very long like up to 8 years some even longer!

Boys average about 3 years (some longer depends). But since gbbs are a fast growing species I'm looking at 1 maybe 2 years if I'm lucky once he matures T^T

hecccing hecccccc!

thank you for coming to my Ted talk T^T