The Federalist Papers - A Rant by James Madison

Hey guys, this is kind of a rant but whatever. I am not used to this, so I'll just say what I have to.

Remember the Federalist Papers? I wrote those with John Jay and Alexander Hamilton... I don't know what I was thiking at the time because when we were supposed to write 25 essays, divided evenly amongst us three, that Hamilton scoundrel decided to 'flex' and write FIFTY-ONE... Like, who do you think you are? We know ou wrtite a lot, but stop trying to be better than us. Attention seeking. It's okay to write a little more. I did, because John Jay only wrote 5 when he got sick and HIT BY A BRICK, but I wrote 29, which is acceptable. Hamilton decided to write 51 of them! Some felt like filler, because no, we don't need THAT much more essays. I think Alexander Hamilton was just trying to act like he's better than us. I really wish someone could make him get off his high horses and make his ego a bit smaller. Someone oughta humble him, ngl...

Anyway, what do you guys think of this?