I could have had fun as a teenager

But no, I was a good girl. I didn't do drugs, I didn't listen to loud music, I didn't go to wild parties, I didn't do slutty shit.

Way hella boring dude. I studied for college. And then went to college and still did none of that stuff even though I was an adult, because I was too focused on a "good future"

Well, the Universe is weird like that. All that prep amounted to nothing. I clean toilets for a living.

Do the right thing and still end up with shit, on now I've absolutely missed out on being a teenager