What if Santa was a convicted criminal that just delivers presents when he's on parole?

so I have a new favorite Christmas song its by the amazing Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio and its called "Im dressing up like Santa Claus on Christmas (as soon as i'm out on parole)" or something like that but its about a convicted criminal that wants to act like Santa Claus when he gets out on parole. any way Bob Rivers' the Christmas comedy song king and I will die on that hill.