Rant about Holland Lop bunnies…

ok so like… holland lop bunnies are actually so cursed and chaotic?? like who gave them the right to have ears that just permanently flop like sad noodles on the side of their heads. every time i see one it looks like someone glued two wet socks to a puffball and said “yeah this is an animal now.” their lil faces are so scrunched up they look like they’re perpetually judging you for existing, but then they’ll do that thing where they zoom around the room like a furry torpedo and forget they even have bones. also the audacity they have to chew literally everything?? like bro you have hay, pellets, greens, enrichment toys, WHY are you trying to eat my charger cable like it’s gourmet spaghetti. and don’t get me started on how they stomp when they’re mad. a six-pound cottonball really thinks it’s out here summoning thunder like a divine judgment. flop-eared chaos incarnate.

Just a small rant about bunnies cuz i love them <3