imagine internet searching 4 a whole biology book with only a single name and subject, could never be me....right...

(highschool freshman silly troubles)

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i had 4 biology papers to do for homework right???

well this 1 had a reading, so i looked at the reading and-

there was 2 questions about this guy named David.

'What were David's first few symptoms?'

'What will happen to poor David?'

I glance at the reading.

'Famous Scientist blah blah blah was looking at-'

There is no David.

I glance back at the paper,

Case Study: Page 241

I glance back at the reading,

Page 242: Cell Theory

This teacher gave us reading that was 1 page ahead. 

See, you might not know this about lil ol melz, but i'm a perfectionist.

I needed to get that whole thing filled out even if it costed my livelihood.

So, what did I do?  I spent the next hour searching for the book of course.

Context: the reading was a snippet from a large biology book, which was unnamed.

I had to fucking search for the name. Keywords are my everything. 

'Biology Bee book David Page 241 Case Study'

1 result.

Click.

A fucking AI website a person used for answers, couldn't even get it to find David. No AI could ever find David. 

Maybe Google can't speak about David. Maybe that was it.

'Biology Bee Book'

200 results.

'Resources for Chapter 1 Biology (Bee Book)'

Click.

I fucking found it.

I'm so happy! I found i-

'$126'

One hundred. And twenty-six dollars.

Another thing about melz, she isn't spending a fat fucking $126 dollars on a stupid biology book (no offense to biology you're amazing).

Back to the drawing board.

Now, this time I had a title and a name. Two names.

'Miller & Levine Biology'

Google might not be able to speak of David, but Google definitely can speak about a Miller or Levine.

'Miller & Levine Bee Book'

1 result.

Click.

No dice.

'Miller and Levine Bee book pdf'

1 result.

'Miller & Levine Biology: Free Download'

Our dearest best friend, Internet Archive.

I trusted them. So much. So fucking much.

Click.

Wrong fucking book. 

Where did this parrot come from? Who is this parrot? Where is my bee book? 

I scroll through the similar items.

No dice.

Back to the dreaded search bar.

'Miller and Levine Bee Book pdf free'

1 result.

Reddit.

The hellhole. The abyss. The worst place that exists.

I had no choice. It was calling for me.

Click.

"[Request] Miller and Levine Biology, 2019 Edition [URGENT]'

I need this book for class

ISBN-13: 9780328925124

My teacher is requiring this book be purchased and i have it by class tomorrow.

Please give me the PDF if you have it available.

Thank you.

38 comments.

'🔎📚! I got you! - Check your Reddit inbox and chat for the fr-'

Nope not doing that.

'Hi! I also need this book for a class. Can you please help me?'

'🔎📚! I got you! - Check your Reddit Inbox and-'

No.

'Please help me I want MILLER LEVINE BIOLOGY 2019 STUDENT EDITION GRADE 9/10 Standard Edition'

'🔎📚! I got y-'

I refuse to join the abyss. I would never sign up. Never.

'Hi! I also need this book for a class. Can you please help?'

No replies.

'im looking for it too'

No replies.

"I just need the (Yellow Biology Miller Levine 2019 with the Bee on the front) textbook table of Contents and thr answer keys to the workbook and Test Review Guide. I've been looking everywhere to buy for my homeschool class. Nothing! Can you help? Thanks in advance.'

No replies.

'Hi, Do you still have this link? I have been searching everywhere. Thanks!'

1 reply.

An archive. An archive I've never heard of. I couldn't just click it without chec-

David doesn't have time for me to check the validity of the archive.

Click.

'Miller & Levine Biology Foundations Reading and Study Guide Workbook Annotated Teacher Edition 2019'

The book had been found. 

I think i suck at cybersecurity.

...downloading...

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Luckily it didn't bite me in the ass.

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Download finished.

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Miller & Levine Biology Foundations PDF

Click.

1160 pages

I found it. The whole book.

Now, David needs me.

Page 241 right? right? I should be able to just type it in the page square and-

Of course it wasn't numbered correctly. You thought it would be that easy? Pathetic.

I scrolled. All the pages. Looking for 241. Looking for David.

'241'

'Case Study: What's happening to me?'

'David was in his second year of college when it took him by surprise. At first, he had a little trouble-'

I fucking found him.

David was alive. He was found. He was here. In the flesh. 

I could finally answer the top 2 questions on the paper. After an hour of searching.

I even posted it in the google classroom under the reading papers because i needed to share the fruits of my labor

Well, would you look at that. I found the whole book for free, all 1160 pages. Even annotated too. Without even needing to spend $126. Win to me.

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Basically I did my biology papers, one reading for them was a page behind so i spent an hour searching for it (without a name), found the name, saw that it was $126, said fuck nah, found a free pdf, all happy sunshine and rainbows.

I hope you enjoyed my pain.