dni & byf

do not interact
- minors
- enstarries
- white moms
- people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom
- if u dont use the right your/their
- left handed people
- didn't see the 2018 league ad on youtube
- scratch and sniffers (do NOT ask me to smell your finger EVER)
- cropdusters dni
- clankers
- never used google hangouts

before you follow
i am hard to read due to being incredibly self proclaimed mysterious, i am a royal gatekeeper of my special interests, bad with dms and convos in general lol, and i'm just too awesome to be perceived by the average person, so please don't be alarmed if you just can't see me. i sit rent free in peoples heads and i will not ever pay rent because i will not ever become a corporate slave