HELLOO MY BROCHACHOS AND BACHATA MAMAS?!?!

so i am new to this whole thing yeah? Have Mercy! anyways so like its currently 13:02pm... on a SUNDAY you might as well call it a Monday cause bro the day is over... But how do yall add music on ur profiles cause Y'all have sum GOATED profiles i cant lie like oh my days these profiles are majestic and like im new to this whole spacehey thing but dont worry amma take over 😛 (im kidding pls dont take me seriously) anyways!! Like a bit about me? NAWW but all i can say is i kinda need advice on how to master the 2000's Mcbling style as a black person LIKE PLEASE GODDESSES OF MCBLING BLESS ME I WANNA BE A MCBLING STAR I WANNA DRESS I WANNA BUST IT DOWN IN ZEBRA PRINT!! 😭😭💔💔 yeah... and im petite as hell unfortunately i cant even fit in a size 3 shoes... HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR HIGH HEELS?? Y'ALL GOT ANY SERUMS TO GROW FASTER? MILK AINT WORKING I HAVE TRIED! But do not worry my Brochachos and Bachata mamas... you are safe with me... im weird as hell... mixed as hell to... i live in South Africa but my father is lowk no where near the African culture... bro is from Spain... SPAIN HE IS A BROCHACHO... not a full Brochacho though his half Haitian cause my abuelo is Haitian and his mama is Spanish... so bro is a BROCHACHO KOMPA MAN! cause yk... Kompa is a Genre in Haiti i think... ion know man i am a coconut in both sides of my family... send help fr... but i think i have ranted enough to yall Brochachos and Bachata mamas... amma update yall ion know when but if you're nosey and like weird teenagers dumping random info on their blogs? I GOT YOUUU!! Nay Nay out FOR NOW. 
BYE BYEE BROCHACHOOSSS AND BACHATA MAMAS
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