MY BIGGEST FLEX

1. "I have a mansion."

2. "I have a private jet."

3. "I have a six-pack."

4. "I have a million-dollar collection."

5. "I have a high-paying job."

6. "I have a huge following."

7. "I have a luxury car."

8. "I have a dream vacation home."

9. "I have a designer wardrobe."

10. "I have a collection of rare art."

11. "I have a private pool."

12. "I have a state-of-the-art home gym."

13. "I have a black belt in karate."

14. "I have a published book."

15. "I have a record-breaking achievement."

16. "I have a Ph.D. from a top university."

17. "I have a VIP pass to exclusive events."

18. "I have a private chef."

19. "I have a personal trainer."

20. "I have a dream vacation planned."

21. "I have a huge network of influencers."

22. "I have a famous friend."

23. "I have a massive following online."

24. "I have a tight-knit group of friends"

Stfu

I LIVE IN A LIFE LIKE ANIME (refering to Kimi ni todoke)