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ts so funny because i'm literally admitting to a crime but who GAF.
A while ago me and me and my friend went to a store nearby and I tried to steal an earring but my dumbass broke something so I thought "yeah they're deff chekking the cams now and I'm getting banned for sure" I go back there two days later and I'm NOT BANNED???
I'm actually so happy because thats one of the only fun shops nearby I mean they sell peak lipgloss ig?? I just went there back today and it had a chocolate scented perfume and it smells like MY SHIT. LITERALLY.
I also "skipped class" but it wasn't really class it was just a break where we're expected to stay in school so I went back there w my friend (hi Mika). And my mom was there apparently?? She caught me and threthened to call the school and tell them about it but I just lied and told her they'd kick me out if I do and she'll have to pay for a new school and her greedy ass deadass fell for it. At least I'm not in trouble anymore?
Actually stealing is pretty easy, way too easy. It's like they're begging us to steal.
Anyways bye bye and keep stealing thief oomfs
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☢️NuklearSkinless☢️
waste of life
I will spend the rest of my life stealing from multi billionaire companies that support genocides and ethnic cleansing na na na boo boo
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
blah blah blah all im hearing is excuses
by ☢️NuklearSkinless☢️; ; Report
VALID excuses btw
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
If you arent truly in need of something then there is no need for stealing
by ☢️NuklearSkinless☢️; ; Report
I AM in need
dawg I hate these priviliged medioclass mfs ALL of you are FAT
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
You stole an earring lol thats not an necesity kek
by ☢️NuklearSkinless☢️; ; Report
it is? shut up.
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
KEK whatever yuo say...
by ☢️NuklearSkinless☢️; ; Report
bakedbeans:)
yo stealing's not cool, just pay for it.
I can't afford that my parents are broke, I'm not allowed to get a job either because my parents want me to study and I'M BROKE TOO
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
then don't take it. its not exactly a life or death situation.
by bakedbeans:); ; Report
it kinda is to me
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
cici
Don't you feel fear? Or guilt? I'm not judging you, I'm just curious.
I feel both and tried to stop but couldn't, at the end of the day it's not like the peole running the company are good people anyways
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
cici
Don't you feel fear? Or guilt? I'm not judging you, I'm just curious.
cici
Don't you feel fear? Or guilt? I'm not judging you, I'm just curious.
🤍Ar3N_CL🖤 (A MORIR POR COLO COLO)
yea guys lets all steal so fucking tuff amirite
na na na boo boo are you jealous??
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
yes i am, wanna be tuff like u guys
by 🤍Ar3N_CL🖤 (A MORIR POR COLO COLO); ; Report
Okay i'll teach you how to be tuff
first of all you listen to ALL roselia songs and tell me how you feel
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
🪷miu ༘⋆𝄞
i used to steal from our mall’s department stores xd i usually do it with a friend of mine, we used to cover each others back (shes no longer my friend since she stole money from our other friend. so yeah, we steal makeups, clothes, toys, foods, amd stuff until we got caught. it went for almost a year before we got caught. SO HELL YEA LIVE LOVE STEALING x3
Dana Scully
Stores will often wait to confront thieves until they steal a certain monetary amount, and then they can have them charged with grand theft, a felony. I guarantee they do know about it.
WHAT .
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
I QUIT STAELING
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
skitzy
I used to do the same shit but with snacks
ponyfied
i support as long as ur not taking from small businesses or anything lol
I don't 👅👅
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
🍡: ̗̀➛Andy
Thats not really nice..
I DON'T GAF. I usually steal from shops that support israel
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
I DON'T GAF. I usually steal from shops that support israel
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
𝒩𝒶𝓎𝒶𝒽
I may or may not steal lipgloss and snacks 🦫
xX_V4n1tyH0rr0r_Xx
Btw for all you kleptos, they won’t arrest usually, maybe just ban you. They won’t arrest because they like to wait until you’ve stolen over $10,000 worth of stuff, because then they can charge you with felony grand larceny. So as long as you aren’t stealing much and you’re rotating which stores, you’re fine.
That being said, only take from big stores like Target and Walmart and stuff. Little stores don’t deserve to be fucked with usually, but big stores can totally take the hit.
by xX_V4n1tyH0rr0r_Xx; ; Report
Medkitts<3
im not a klepto nor do i steal, but u do u boo. js stay safe out there and dont get caught.
thx goat
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
rot
i wish i could i find it too scary 3
IT'S SUPRISINGLY SAFE?? they seem to forget about cameras
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
essencesoft ☾˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚☕︎
lowk love u for this, im a klepto but not like from stores or anything and dont think i ever really will steal something from a store, but if u push me into a bath and bodyworks and tell me to be discreet im walking out with 32 hand sanitizers up my vagina
THIS IS SO FUNNY ILY
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
robbinscatter
I liked stealing for the thrill of being or not being called, that was a part of my adrenaline addiction and a kind of a gambling
I GET YOU. OMG I SHAKE THE MOMENT I ENTER A SHOP AND I GET SOO HAPPY WHEN I GET OUT OF THERE ESP THE MOMENT I'M INFORNT OF THE EXSIT IT'S SO EXSITING
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
For me it was like a cold but pleasurable sensation somewhere in my spine and a strong urge to giggle
by robbinscatter; ; Report
xxombie
victorias secret lip gloss bins hate to see me coming
I love walking out of the bra shop w 3 bras shoved up my ass
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
kntnank2o
why.
Saves money 👅
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
only poor people say it.
by kntnank2o; ; Report
hey no I'm saving up for something god forbid I have big plans
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
then you are lazy if not poor.
by kntnank2o; ; Report
I'm not lazy. I AM poor
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
lol
by kntnank2o; ; Report
The fuck is wrong with being poor? I'm reading these replies and, man am I judging you for being this shallow.
by CalciferTheWriter; ; Report
calicer you're a lifesaver ily
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
whats da deal w being poor?? like if ppl r struggling w money they shuld b helped out not judged and if stealing is what they gotta do so be it
by vicbitez; ; Report
RIGHT?? God forbid somb has a hobby i'm saving my life
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
CELLProcessor
come on man atleast steal something usefull like a ummm... uhhh.... PS3 yeah
THAT'S TOO BIG. HOW WILL I SNEAK IT OUT
But all the stealing WAS worth it because if I count the money i've saved by stealing i'd be over a thousand
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report
those kinds of stuff are just overpriced slop anyways it isnt that bad to steal it imo
by CELLProcessor; ; Report
EXACTLY the shop I always steal from supports isr**l so it's good for them to lose money
by ♡ॱ𓏽 ｡ Solfie ꒱; ; Report