The 420 Report, Gogurtz!

'Sup, all? It's Grandpa Stoner here again, telling you about a great new strain I just bought, Gogurtz! Picked up an eight last time I was at the dispensary, so let's take a look! 

It's a hybrid strain, a mix between Runtz and Cap Junkie, and that's all I could find about it online. Nothing in Allbud or Leafly, it must be a newer strain. 

The buds are a sparkly green/red/black color, and they smell floral and citrusy at once. They break open fairly easily and they are sticky! In spite of that they grind well, and it really releases more of that good aroma. :)

All right, loading it into glass for a clean first hit. It's still sticking together, not going to pack this one tight. Here goes...

The smoke tastes of vanilla and cookie dough to me, cool. And the lift is right there, hits you as you're still inhaling! This is a heavy hitter too btw, 26.7%THC! So expect a nice flight! XD 

It more of a head high at first, the body buzz is more subtle. And not a lot of couch glue, feels like! A person could get shit done on this stuff! The head high is settling right above my eyebrows, whoa...  

In other words, Highly Recommended! Find ye some Gogurtz, fellow stoners! You'll have a right ol' time! :D