Talkshow Boy "you should be dead by now" simlish vers. that I may or may not ever record

Li zob gabba dun zob ga zshuub voo nowb

If     i   had a  gun   i  would shoot you down

Dub zob bone gabba dun, o zob pala mei doo

But    i    dont  have a gun so  i   gotta make do

Li zob gabba lai, zob ga Slish! Slash! Slice!

If    i  had a knife i would 

Pil voor wown  zooba   kown     libba    uja    gehz hu

Til your  down  on the   ground  in a   pool of red goo

yom clibedy booven oo  gesime    gibe

I’m clinically proven  to  decimate crime

Eb yom  clibedy   booven oo e flib  ige   voo

And i’m clinically   proven to  e lim inate you

 Sa gib izy    sug  lib isim fur  obs   of  za  tibe

Sta tis tically sig  nif icant for most  of the time

  eb sob itif    ikey  i bez  inin    eseh  in  za   bengu

And sci entif ically i  rel  evant except in the bedroom

Oh! zeegee som, zeegee gow: voo joob xor mordoo mow

Oh! zeegee slaw, zeegee gro: yob gub voor ig zai kowt

If zob gabba dom, zob ga    beed eeh eba subae    dom

If   i    had a bomb,  i  could leave  it   in a suitcase bomb

'til eeh  dom   voor ah  seb  ian obsim

Til  it   bombed yr   au stral ian boyfriend

Onnn  eb  on  eb  on 'til sim  zu

Onnn and on and on til  he sucks

 za   sawn on  sihb   ah za   bosa   of  za obim

The   salt  off ships at the bottom of the ocean

sinbi eb sok eb seben eef

Seaweed and sharks and cement feet

 bofen   lurvs    eb  we, we   dreeb

Broken hearts and wet wet dreams

 eb  paren      evo      los  ah  mee

And pirate  treasure  lost  at   sea

eb   all za    wig   sim doog   ub  vee

and all the things you took  from  me

Oh! zeegee som, zeegee gow: voo joob xor mordoo mow. Ba-ba-dup-bup-bup

Oh! zeegee slaw, zeegee gro: yob gub voor ig zai kowt Ba-ba-dup-bup-bup

Oh! zeegee som, zeegee gow: voo joob xor mordoo mow Ba-ba-dup-bup-bup

Oh! zeegee slaw, zeegee gro: yob gub voor ig zai kowt. Ba-ba-dup-bup-bup

eeb ma  men's   o  lob  go  nay min ab voor obsim’s  woohoo ah  zegae

 In my    hand’s  a  box con tai  ning all  yr boyfriend’s   sexual     secrets

Die bo  Microsoft Word eb bih doh oot uma Bubblejet 

(tipe noo roma, sai celve)

If voo mah zob can foco tepy    eeh fee 

If you want you can photocopy them free

eb   be si but   eeh  to    er en  og ee  ed   oh   verr

And distribute them to   ev ery bo dy   ev ery where

yagga mossa zeegayb ob ma  seeb 

I’ve got lots of  secrets  up my sleeve 

(mossa tricks - if voo want voo can see, zaa)

(lots of tricks if you want you can see)

yagga mossa zeegayb ob ma  seeb 

I’ve got lots of  secrets  up my sleeve 

(mossa trips, mossa trips, mossa everen)

(lots of tricks, lots of tricks, lots of everything)

yagga mossa ox ayb uh vaseebs 

I’ve got lots of boxes of machines

(mossa ox ayb, mossa vaseebs, zaa)

(lots of boxes, lots of machines, yeah)

yagga mossa furby heb jig eb

I’ve got lots of infrared triggered

smole-dom eb otapcains

smoke-bombs eb contraptions

Seh ceh mordoo voo!