college is crazy

I just started college 2 days ago, and it's wild. There's around 60k students on campus so its basically a city for students. My first class was sadly math, and he asked us an 8TH GRADE math question to which all 45 students couldn't solve. The professor lowkey had little to no hope left for us and said just try to get a C- so we can pass and go to the next math class. 

I refuse to turn 18, I'm going to stay 17 forever. I don't care what my ID says, my age stays frozen until the end of time like im a vampire. Anyways, energy drinks and coffee have been my best friends so far, as I feel like a zombie waking up for my 8 am class, and every day I have to walk around 6-7 miles, so I should be a model by the end of the semester, considering how much weight I am going to lose by accident. 

I dont know how id survive without my airpods, but its so hectic and im not sure if i hate or love it yet give me a few months and ill update the two people who read my blog. I also HATE the bipolar weather, it was freezing in the morning up until 11 am, then it suddenly went up ten degrees without warning. Like bro what do I wear at this point, I dont want to carry my hoodie around but I dont want to freeze to death in the morning. decisions decisions....