1. what is your name/user

Ergojade

2. if you were a bug, what kind of bug would you be

Cockroach, because i'm hard to kill, resistant, gallop when I run, love tiny spaces and being pet and i'm hideous and scary and will come for your food and warm house. 

3. what trait (physical/emotional) do you find most attractive in other people

Chubby, fat, scruffy, big boobed men. Beards... Tattoos... Hairy. Emotional avaiability, care for others, love for animals...just like my boyfriend hihuhihuhihuh gay. 

4. you're in a coming-of-age movie, what are 3 songs in your soundtrack? 

Synchronize by De/vision, Damaged by Assemblage23 and Sorry by assemblage 23 I guess? 

5. do you believe in any superstitions?

I knock on wood to shove the big bad away, but its ratger a self soothing act than actually believing it does something, but I might. 

6. you're invited to my costume party! what/who are you showing up as?

Dino or dragon or dog

7. you are sentenced to death! what will be your final meal?

Myself because that would be hot and badass. 

8. do you still have love for someone who is no longer in your life?

Those who have passed. 

9. what was your weirdest online purchase?

I went to check and lost all of what ive written before, and I found nothing weird. So double dissapointment. 

10. you wake up, its 2005! how are you spending your day?

Probably drinking milk cus I was just born. If im keeping my current age, probably going to buy clothes, books and furniture because 2005's stuff looked amazing ESPECIALLY FURNITURE AND ENTERTAINMENT STUFF. 

11. do you believe in magic?

I do have some spiritual beliefs but I havent found a faith in which I believe, I guess I do believe in magic but not on the way it is portrayed by certain religions nor in fictional media. 

12. what was the best concert you've attended?

Never have been to concerts I think.

13. have you ever gotten a friday the 13th tattoo/ do you have tattoos?

Not yet, I plan on having my body covered one day though. 

14. what is your favorite trait (physical/emotional) in yourself?

Physical... I like my eyes? I cant tell if I have anything favorite about me, as for emotional, I like how strong I am, if I wasnt I wouldnt be alive, im glad for that and am tryibg to give myself credit and love for that. 

15. what's a weird turn-off/ick that you have? 

Blondes. Skinny men. Honestly super normative men. Blue eyes. Gym built muscles or super muscular men. Men who play League of legends. For friends, id say eople who engage in online drama or care about trends or care too much about their image. PEOPLE WHO WRITR LIKE AMERICAN TEENS WHILE SPEAKING PORTUGUESE NOT BECAUSE OF BILINGUAL REASONS BUT SIMPLY BECAUSE OF SLANG REASONS. 

People who say anythinf negative about the northwest or North of Brazil and never have anything nice to say, or believe they are superior as a human for not being from the northwest or North. Genuenly hate these people. 

Americans/j

16. you just won a radio contest! its for 2 tix to any concert/amusement park/sporting event you want! where are you going?

SOAD concert, Starset Concert or Assemblage23 concert. 

17. what is your signature scent/favorite scent notes?

I love vanilla, mint, Açaí, just fruity smells or strong plant-y or wood-y smells. Nature smells pretty much. PETRICOR. 

18. oh no! you're on the run!! you enlist the help of one spacehey user!! who are you picking as your partner in crime?

JUST ONE? Probably my brother cus hes the only crazy/dumb annd loyal to accept that I think. Unlesz he bails... Then Id have to take my partners. 

19. what's your gas station snack(s)/drink(s) order?

Usually I order a cappucino or Orange juice along with some baked chicken pie. Or those wondeful biig bonbons filled with cream and strawberries hmmm. And ice cream. 

20. do you have any recurring dreams?

I have reocurring nightmares of being killed and past trauma. For dreams I tend to dream more than once to be myself as a dragon or mysekf as Sly and fly around and run around the forest. Probably dream a lot about being a fox or dog, my kintypes. 

21. do you lean towards a certain aesthetic?

Not necessarily, I try to dress like Jesse Pinkman and Tom Shear somewhat. I hope to one day embrace the cybergoth completely though. Too hot to be dressing all black around here. But most of my clothes are black and I already look like a metalhead I think. 

22. if your pet could talk, what would they sound like?

My Doggo would have a deep strong voice of an old lady, My cat Kovu would have a higher voice and sweet one but pretty manly, and my other Cat would sound like a shyyy soft voiced british man with a very hiigh voice. 

23. is the voice in your head your voice... or sounds completely different?

Same voice unless its someone else speaking to me and not my own thinking or if I am imagining some of my friends talking to me, then its their voice. 

24. what's an embarrassing song that you secretly love?

Expresso by Sabrina Carpenter, Temporal de lágrimas by Rio Negro e Solimões. 

25. if you could try any food from a fictional place, what would it be? 

That's a tough one... I'd love to know what the food from horse life tastes like especially the meadowsweet. 

26. what’s something you irrationally judge people for?

Depends... Anything that at first impression, makes me believe tgat person is not safe, I try my best to not jugde people generally, my judgements tend to be more rational than irrational. I'd say I irrationally judge people over pettt thibgs, like having a ton shit of money and not realizing it, collecting stuff from the latest trends... yk, probably people who are wealthy, I judge them usually because i assume they will be cocky mfs. 

27. who is a beloved celebrity that you can't stand?

Most of them I guess?? Virgínia Fonseca, Taylor Swift uhhhhhh Olivia Rodrigo...? Idk. I usually just dont care, they gotta be an asshoke in my eyes for me to care enough to not stand them. 

30. what was the sweetest (or even weirdest) compliment you've ever received? 

My boyfriend told me I had a "polite/sympathetic/cute" looking brain, idk how to translate the word he used but he essentially said my brain was kinda good looking after looking at my MRI scan. 

31. what's a song lyric you would get tattooed on you right now?

I plan on tattooing some starset sentences. Ikk add them here later. 

32. which one of the elements (fire, earth, water, air) do you feel most aligned with?

I'd say earth, I am connected to water as in I love te sea and swimming, but as a element I'd say its earth. 

33. what's an inside joke you have with a friend, that nobody else would understand?

I have two inside jokes with my boyfriend and one with my friend:

1- "He has the naked man power", "HE UNLOCKED THE NAKED MAN POWER!!" To reffer to a certain trope in movies once it shows up. 

2-"This guy is very bald, he's gonna kill everyone watch." "WATCH OUT IT'S THE BALD" To reffer to another movie trope but Bakd became a word that means something ekse entirely. 

3- Calling pedos "Jay" or Joker

34. hurry! you can say one thing to your younger self, they won’t understand it until years later. what do you tell them?

KICK THAT GIRLS AAAAASS- *explodes into fairy dust*

35. did you enjoy taking this survey and will you be telling your buddies about it? 

Yes.