Ugly pcs in Lolita

gifs here, feel free to get rid of them!

While second hand shopping, you come up with a few weird things. I'm not a big fan of pattern dresses, since I like the old school simple fabric-with-lace vibe. But some of them are cute. But some of them... are strange. Look, I'm not here to shit on anybody's tastes. If you click on one and think "oh! its kinda cute!" just look at the price and then think about it again. Are you going to play $200 on a dress you're not a big fan of and just like to like?

Don't worry, i'll link pictures.

• *) Alright, let me describe this one to you. A short, patterned dress. Red, brown, yellow and blue. Includes a drawing of a cute cat, it's in an old comic style. The kind you see in newspapers. 𖤝 I don't know what they were thinking when they made this. When are you going to wear this? What blouse is this neckline going to fit with?? What stockings?? How do I style this!? Why is it $200!? Jane Maple's Little Cat dress (oh, it's also kinda racist.)

• *)  Ai is a pretty popular thing, so many people use it for school assignments for art, for music, fir making notes, for anything! But this dress really takes the cake. From the strange color ways, to the weird cat in the front of the chest? The dress itself, is SO long. But worse of all. . . the pattern is ai generated. Very badly too, hyper realistic cats wearing dresses and hats. Marie Nyantoinette Royal Princess Alice

• *) The pattern isn't the problem,, the lemons are cute. I love a lemon coord, but THIS colorway, and THIS specific shape of the dress might be the ugliest thing I've seen for a while. I think it would look cute in something like lovenikki but I don't think I can imagine a nice Lolita coord with it. I cant imagine the dress with a blouse. Unless it's the scalloped top blouse, and I don't particularly enjoy them. 𖤝 The pattern itself is so simple, and you could probably pair it well with anything, It's just the SHAPE. Fruity lemon by angelic pretty (blue)

• Again, it's not the pattern. Really! It isn't. It's the color... THIS specific colorway of yellow I'm not a big fan of. But apparently it's a bunch of people's dream dress. Which is cute. I love seeing people have dream dresses, and then getting them. give me a little bit of hope one day i'll land my hands on my $503 dream dress. Which I doubt, cause that's more than my entire paycheck.. but I can hope! British bear by angelic pretty

• *)It's pretty bad. Noo I don't care what I said earlier about liking simple dresses.. This. this is different. it looks like cosplay, or like something inappropriate !! I could go on about ugly meta dresses for ages. Candy Shirring Ribbon JSK
  

Part two coming uh maybe never! Losers!