discussing cake flavours

This is more of a random post and i don't think I've seen much people talk about it but...

Cake flavours genuinely tell a lot about a person and here are my opinions on you based on WHAT flavour cake YOU would choose ( and I will try to name as many cake flavours as i know, bare with me.. )

Vanilla - You are an average Becky / Brad, Your options and choices tend to be more basic and that's okay! you think basic is better and you're a minimalistic person overall

Chocolate - The complete opposite of Vanilla, Maximalist and very energetic. You tend to make bigger choices and the more bigger and extra the option is the better. Very outgoing 

Strawberry - NO COMMENT!!!!!! strawberry ANYTHING is a crime... I hope you're aware of your actions...

Confetti - You're either 8 or 19. No in-between. You're very outgoing but also not aware of your surroundings, this makes you a clumsy person and you speak before you think a lot. sometimes without your brain ( no shade to confetti cake lovers, you all still hold a place in my heart.) 

Carrot - I'm going to be a bit biased here, you are the best people in the whole world ever and you deserve a trillion dollars and a massive mansion and the person of your dreams ( If you're aro swap out the person with another trillion dollars and some dream item of your choice )

Coconut - interesting choice because I'm 50/50 about coconuts, sometimes they taste like butt, other times they're okay so I will split this into two / COCONUT CAKE THAT TASTES LIKE BUTT - You are the meanest person ever and you feel no remorse for anything you do, you will dismember a fly if it flys in your direction kind of mean and most times you're old, not that there's an issue with BEING old but it plays a bit into the stereotypes amirite... / COCONUT CAKE THAT TASTES OKAY - You're like Vanilla, Very medium about everything and you don't really care for anything, its hard to impress you and you just don't seem to enjoy anything in life 

Fruit - 9 times out of 10, you're either a super depressed 20 year old who hates their job or a very happy grandparent / elderly person

Black Forest - You're the happiest person ever, nothing seems to upset you ever and I'm jealous of that, no matter how hard you get baited into being angry it just never seems to work at all and you always forgive your foes no matter how evil they are, Truly the epitome of joymaxxing

Victoria Sponge - You're just that bitch, you like the finer things in life and you don't settle for anything less

Cheesecake - So simple but such a classic, nothing negative to say about this, you're very easily pleased by anything so simple as a flower

Red velvet - IVE NEVER MET ANYONE WHOS FAVOURITE FLAVOUR IS RED VELVET, but I've heard very mixed opinions on it but solely because I haven't tried or met anyone who's consumed it in real life i WILL have to sit this one out but I will just assume you are all very jolly and happy people, maybe like little gnomes in a separate country harharhar

I will wrap it up here, if I've missed any flavours that are your personal favourites i will try and include them if I ever do a second part but for now this will dew ;-;