I love Hazel Callahan 🤤🤤🤤

Guys I have a very crazy obsession with Hazel Callahan from the movie bottoms, like how can I not-- the moment my beautiful wife showed up on the screen of the movie, I genuinely and audibly gasped when I first saw her. It's been several months since I first watched the movie and I still like Hazel like it's the first time I saw her on my laptop screen, watching the movie on an illegal website.

My life is dedicated towards Hazel Callahan-- and I mean it, my personality has shreds and droplets of hers, my haircuts are inspired by hers, my everyday outfits are always inspired by her. No one likes Hazel Callahan like I do, I'M her number one fan; I have a cardboard cut out of her at 42:24, the time when she recommended to make a bomb, and yes, I memorized that. I have posters on my wall with her photos on it.

I memorized every part of the movie where she showed up and I've watched the movie thirteen times. I know all of Hazel's tendencies, her personality and traits, I memorized every little thing about her-- how she looked and how she acts. Just a few weeks ago from my birthday, I had a specific cake and birthday party theme; Hazel Callahan, the balloons had pictures I printed out of Hazel Callahan, the cake had a photo of Hazel Callahan, the gifts I were given were based out of Hazel (pins with her face, name, etc) I received a shirt with the saying "I ❤️ my girlfriend" with the picture of Hazel Callahan, now I have 4 or the same shirts with different pictures of her.

My school batch knows me as a big lesbian for Hazel Callahan, even some of the teachers know. In several of my school presentations, I snuck small pictures and images of Hazel Callahan in the corners. I have a small printed image of Hazel in my pencil case-- My backpack has pins of her. I love Hazel Callahan

If you think your obsessing over a character "too much" think of me.