ponies i hate 🌹

i hate rainbow dash i hate twilight i hate sunset shimmer i hate trixie i fucking hate starlight glimmer and i hate that bitch rain bowdash and i’ll explain right now why so sit your ass down and read my shit and yes i know what im talking abt i grew up on mlp and still watch it to this day 

twilight :

i don’t even understand why twilight became the princess of friendship. the first friend group that she had was literally always tryna get her to go outside and get her involved in activities as a GROUP, but she was so caught up in her studies that she always declined. n it’s the fact that she went to ponyville, met the other 5 and decided to PERMANENTLY move in after she’s known them for like not even a fucking day ???? it wasn’t until a later LATER episode that she miraculously remembered that she had a friend group she fucking abandoned back in canterlot and literally visits them out of GUILT. and props to her old friends for being nice abt it when she came back for that lame ass visit. i’m honestly surprised she even had friends to begin with honestly bc wtf! and i know that if she stayed in canterlot with them then it would’ve been a lot different but they weren’t too far off as to what twilights ponyville friends were tryna do; teach her how to socialize ??? to go outside every now n then ???? to be there for your friends ?? also i hate how she treats spike like a literal servant and completely blows over the fact that he’s a BABY dragon yall. he was always doing chores, running errands, making lists, going over the lists 30 billion times bc twilight always made a list for a list FOR A LIST. 

rainbow dash :

i’m abt to give yall a fire example as to how i’m constantly wondering WHY she’s the element of loyalty. in the first episode, she executed her element perfectly when nightmare moon disguised herself as the shadow bolts to try and LURE her into picking them over her friends to leave them hanging on the other side of the bridge (keep that word in mind btw) and she declined almost instantly with little to no hesitation. it was tempting to join the shadow bolts bc they claimed to be the fastest fliers in the evergreen forest but the point is that she didnt choose them. but literally every episode since then, she has to be CONSTANTLY reminded that she’s supposed to be LOYAL ? in a later episode, basically there’s this sort of race going on where you have to pass a ring to each member of your team in order to win. i forgot what that was called. rainbow picked fluttershy and that buff pony with the tiny wings btw. during practice, she finds out that the wonderbolts were also going to race. BUT, the wonderbolts pretended that one of their fliers was hurt and asked rainbow dash to join in substitution for their “injured” flier. and instead of taking a moment to think abt her current team, she just AGREES and trains with them behind her teams back. but wait, didn’t they literally just try to lure you too just like the shadow bolts did? and you folded under zero pressure !!?? twilight gets suspicious n eventually finds out what she’s doing and calls her out on it and is basically telling her that she has to come down to a decision. and then rainbow said that she wanted to train with the winners instead of the “non winners” like are you SERIOUS. YOU JUST CALLED YOUR OWN TEAM A BUNCH OF LOSERS OMG. and i felt so bad bc they were genuinely trying to train themselves up to win the damn race. and instead of her just being loyal to her original team, she pretends that she got seriously hurt to the point where she couldn’t “fly” anymore bc she couldn’t pick which team to choose. LIKE WHAT ???? you couldn’t have picked your own friends to the point where u had to take drastic measures like this… eventually she came clean n ended up going back to her original team and they won the race anyway. like all that bullshit just for you to end up winning the race anyways 😐 

sunset:

so you mean to tell me that the bitch that terrorized EVERY student at canterlot high, was the one being so butt hurt that nobody fw her after she got “reformed”. oh no …. i honestly don’t even know where to start with sunset bc she’s fake as fuck, violated girl code with twilights man, was still rude after getting defeated, was literally a substitute for the real twilight and still had the audacity to be sad when no one fucking liked her after. she could’ve already been the princess of friendship bc she was originally meant to be the element of empathy. bitch EMPATHY WHERE. but since she was impatient asf, she went as far as to betray celestia bc she didn’t get what she wanted then and there…. and on top of all that, everyone was terrified of her bc she bullied everyone! she split friend groups up, framed people, stole from others, etc. and she just expected for everyone to stop mean mugging her in the hallways and just automatically be nice to her. look everyone, the bitch literally admitted that she only used Flash to get more popular. but then when twilight would have to go back to the pony world she’d get all buddy buddy with him and start blushing around him. bitch you better be joking cuz the guy that you USED, is the same guy that your FRIEND likes and you’re still doing all that around him for what bro? weird ass fucking bitch. i don’t get why they made her the hero of every movie that was made after the first one tbh bc she’ll always be a fucking substitute for the real twilight. and it’s the fact that sometimes she throws away all of the friendship stuff that the others have been teaching her to be rude asf. but then gets mad when ppl remember when she was evil. alright bro.

starlight: 

basically the same concept as sunset ngl. so you mean to tell me that the only reason you became evil over and enslaved ponies, stripped them of their uniqueness was bc ur childhood friend got his cutie mark first and got sent to magic school. bro. ur fucking joking right. WRONG. look this is super mega fucking obvious but you’re gonna meet other ponies in your life bro, he’s not the only friend you’ll always have. and she thought it was okay to do so bc that was her only friend. yeah bro that was your only friend AT THAT TIME. YOU WERE LIKE 3 YEARS OLD. she is not more powerful that twilight, she doesn’t know more abt friendship than twilight and she most definitely didn’t deserve friendship after doing that. thats all im gonna say. 

trixie: 

uhh shes annoying as fuck i don’t get how so many ppl like her. did we all just collectively forget that she bought this super powerful amulet and almost destroyed ponyville with one of those ursa minor bear things bc she wanted to show off?? and in the process she banished twilight out of ponyville for whatever reason…. oh okay. also i hate her fuckass stupid ass annoying ass lame ass npc ass phrase “the great and powerful trixie”. girl sorry to tell you this but any unicorn that dedicated their life for cheap magic tricks could pull off all of the things you think make you look mysterious and cool. you’re not great you’re not powerful and everyone hates you. and also made friends with starlight to get back at twilight for embarrassing her after that situation. then starlight got mad bc twilight tried to warn her that trixie was the best option to have as a friend.

anyways let me know what u guys think and let me know if u guys want me to list the ponies i like okay thanks bye