HUGE UPDATE (broke up), HELLA TEA, VERY LONG

Okay, so 2 days ago, we broke up, right? (Please note I am completely fine, I cried for 10 minutes and was over it) Well YESTERDAY I started telling people I was fine, I didn’t care, whatever, but I was on call with my friend when a thought came to me, my ex still has my social media information, and I thought, … what if hes stalking me?? Looking at my messages?? Now the first response is changing one’s password but I asked my friend, seeing as I didn’t want said ex to like text me about it, he said, “create drama with rumors, listen, I haven’t known him long but he seems to be one to fall for traps” and I go “well what kinda drama should I start?” “Relationship drama, start a rumor, only for a couple of people, that you think he’d like and start dating, the closest person to him” and if you have read my other blogs, you’ll know that’s a girl named Valentina. So I set my plan into motion, to try and catch him, see if he’s going through my messages rn. I texted 4 people, 3 that he hates, and one close to him, cause I gossip with him about everything. The NEXT DAY (WHICH IS TODAY) he obviously has gone though my messages, posing on his notes (instagram notes) about how annoying someone was and how he wanted to block them, thought it was me and played dumb to my friends. (Turns out it was EXACTLY about me) Anyways, was talking to one friend and he ends up calling me telling me that my ex WAS ON MY ACCOUNT AS WE SPOKE. AND I FUCKING CALLED IT, DID I NOT!!! BUT he ends up TEXTING ME about how “I was spreading hella rumors and called him a pdfile (this is bc my friend commented how there would be a 2 year difference, which I honestly don’t care, my grandparents had a 20 year difference😭) without knowing the whole story” and ALLLLL the details of my personal messages with friends whom he would never communicate with. So I said “One, I never called you a pdfile, two, I never thought you would date her anyways, and three, thank you for letting me know you’re in my account stalking my messages” and at that he goes “Well I was gonna log out today but I saw all of this and couldn’t. I just wanted to make sure you were okay” THEN TEXT ME MF??? I NEVER RESPONDED BECAUSE THAT WAS END OF CONVERSATION! ALSO DONT LIE, YOU WERENT GONNA LOG OUT TODAY, CAUSE IF YOU SAW MY MESSAGES THEN YOU WOULD HAVE SAW ALL OF THE “I’m perfectly fine” MESSAGES! Then he gets mad and shit and was like “Don’t tell me it was “a test” when we both know it wasn’t” DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT OOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOOD. I end up telling him that someone told me he was on my account and he then blocked me. Hes just mad cause I was right about him being on my account. MAYBE IM EVEN RIGHT ABOUT HIM LIKING OUR FRIEND, WELL NEVER KNOW. THEN that girl I “set him up with” texted me calling me a weirdo and saying how I dragged her name through the mud. (Mind you after I got him off my account I cleared their names with the 4 people I texted, some not even going to school anymore) And I was like like “Well if we broke up, he shouldn’t have been on my account in the first place” and she’s all like “You could have handled this like an adult, I thought you were one” “I admit, pretty childish of me (but it was SOOO MUCH FUN OMG) and I take full responsibility and criticism for that” and yada yada yada, BUT THEN SHE GOES “I could care LESS that he was on your account” I COULD CARE MORE TF??? THATS MY PERSONAL BUSINESS, WHAT IF I TOLD SOMEONE SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL AND HE SAW IT? She then blocked me too, and I’m chillin bruh, I’m so perfectly fine rn it’s not even funny, I have been LAUGHING at this whole situation, I write all of this with a huge smile on my face. NOT ONLY THAT, APPARENTLY A LOT OF SENIORS I GRADUATED WITH HATED HIM AND THATS PROBABLY WHY I EXCLUDED FROM THEIR SENIOR GROUP, CAUSE IF I WASNT DATING HIM, I’D PROBABLY BE PARTYING WITH THEM BRUH. Oh and that apparently hes a massive creep and one of his exes broke up with him for it. AND THAT HE LIKES KNIFE PLAY???? GOOD THING IM GONE TF?? AND APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS GAY, IM PRETTY SURE HES AN OCCASIONAL FEMBOY/CROSSDRESSER BC NOT ONLY DOES THIS MAN OWN A MAID OUTFIT, HES SHOWN ME PHOTOS OF FULL OUT MAKEUP AND DRESSES AND SHIT, BUT I NEVER QUESTIONED HIM BC I LOVED HIM😭😭😭

Anyways, almost 11 months thrown away like that, and that’s his LONGEST. YES LONGEST RELATIONSHIP EVER. BEFORE ME IT WAS 4 MONTHS.💀

This is the most calmest breakup I’ve ever been through, I usually cry for a week, maybe it’s because I was expecting this? Maybe bc I’m already over him? Accepted it? I have no clue. ANYWAYS, thank you for reading all of this tea, if you have any thoughts please let me know. I admit, it’s a little fucked up for me to do that, but I think he kinda deserved it after all of that now. :/