hear me out blog...

This was a thing a while back lol 

I don't like cake or being on camera so I'm blogging it! From least weird to most! 

A little TW for some unrealistic gore/organs/skeletons

1. Dean Winchester, this is just a baseline of my normal attractions 
2. Applejack, butch lesbian... Ignore the fact she a horse.. She def would build a deck for a beer
3. Nosferatu from the original, hes... Hes so weird.. His fingers.. 
4. Shiny gyarados, hes like an abusive boyfriend, yknow.... 
5. HAND unit, he would treat me RIGHT 
6. Jesse pinkmans outfits, specifically his outfits they dont gotta be on him or on anyone... They exude this aura... 
7. Nectarines, the pit specifically and how it's all.. Holey.. Meserizing... 
8. The thing from john carpenters the thing, specifically the dog amalgamation.... Its so, gooey.. 
9. Fiat 500 2000s-2010s, specifically a stick shift one.. Theyre so round, they purr.. I love fiats 
10. William aftons corpse, "springtrap simps are so dumb its a literal rotting corpse" yeah and? I wanna smell his nasty ass gut feet and im talking the fnaf 3 corpse or DBD corpse NOT the scraptrap corpse or burntrap one those are FAKE and LAME and UGLY He cannonically has a heart beat still so hes technically a zombie so hes technically not reeeallllyyy dead so like.. 😇

Anyways this was just for fun and now everyone knows im weird yay!

Bonus: 

My final and worst hear me out... Drum roll please! 

Velvety textured blankets... GuhhhhhhUhhuhhhuhh I love them... I would marry dem if i could.. Raise a family..