A Bright, Shiny Tomorrow… Full of Mutants!

Hey there, Wasteland wanderer! 👋☢️

It’s your pal Vault Boy, here to brighten your day and remind you that even in the radioactive hellscape we call home, there’s always something to smile about… usually because your jaw’s too irradiated to close properly.

Here are my top tips for making it through another beautiful, bomb-scorched day:

☢️ Stay Positive!

Not in the “toxic optimism” way… I mean literally positive—for rads. It builds character… and tumors.

☢️ Share with Friends!

Trade ammo, snacks, or mildly defective weapons. Remember: if they blow up, they can’t complain.

☢️ Stay Hydrated!

If your water isn’t at least a little cloudy and warm, are you even a true survivor?

☢️ Trust Vault-Tec!

We’re the folks who put you in a big underground metal can for your “safety.” Sure, some of those cans had… surprises, but hey—that’s the spirit of innovation!

And remember…

Life’s short in the Wasteland. Not because of the raiders, or the super mutants… but because Vault-Tec believes in “efficiency.” 😉

See you out there, kiddo—unless the ghouls get you first!

#VaultTec #NuclearSmile #MutantsArePeopleToo