a ridiculous nicolas cage blog layout

<!-- AMAZINGLY AWFUL NICOLAS CAGE SPACEHEY BLOG LAYOUT MADE BY A GOAT (http://spacehey.com/winning) -->
<style>

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Poetsen+One&family=Squada+One&family=Pixelify+Sans&family=Alumni+Sans+Collegiate+One:ital@0;1&family=Train+One&family=Jersey+10&family=Russo+One&family=VT323&family=Lilita+One&display=swap');



@font-face {
font-family: VCRMono;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/vcrmono.ttf");
}

@font-face {
font-family: Minecraft;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/Minecraft.ttf") format("truetype");
}

@font-face {
font-family: Fox;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/spiritfox.otf") format("opentype");
}

@font-face {
font-family: sega;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/Sage.otf") format("opentype");
}

@font-face {
font-family: unbutton;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/unbutton.ttf") format("truetype");
}

@font-face {
font-family: rustler;
src: url("https://file.garden/aMuL0oRhjDKbkUNC/rustler.ttf") format("truetype");
}

::selection {
background-color:yellow;
color:black;
text-shadow:1px 0.5px crimson; }

.col.right::before {
margin-left:100px;
display:inline-block;
padding:10px;
content: "🤠 1st we rootin, then we tootin 🤠 ";
-webkit-text-stroke: 1.5px crimson;
color:yellow;
font-family: "rustler", helvetica;
font-size:33px;
text-align:center !important;}

.col.right::before {
animation: swagpulse 2s ease-in-out infinite; }

@keyframes swagpulse {
      0% {
transform: scale(1);
      }
      50% {
transform: scale(1.2);
      }
      100% {
transform: scale(1);
      }
    }

.arsebox {

background-color:transparent;
width: 590px;
padding: 3px; }

.arselinks {
display:inline-block !important;
background-image: url(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bd/35/1e/bd351eff6c29b993ec26ccd9545c8d1c.jpg);
background-color:black;
background-size:30px;
font-family: "VCRMono", monospace;
font-size: 22px;
width: 120px;
margin-right: 8px;
border: 1px solid silver;
box-shadow: 3px 3px #fa6ede;
text-align:center; }

.arselinks a {
color: yellow;
text-shadow:2px 2px crimson; }

.arselinks a:hover {
color: black;
text-shadow:2px 2px yellow; }

.arselinks:hover {
background-image:none;
background-color:grey; }

.kudos::after {
margin-left:5px;
letter-spacing: 1px;
margin-bottom:15px !important;
font-family: "VCRMono";
color:yellow;
text-shadow: 2px 3px crimson;
font-size:20px;
content: "make nic cage happy by feedin him kudos :3"; }




body {
background-color:black;
background-image: url(http://i.postimg.cc/ncY8ZP8C/nickroll.png);
background-size: 700px 700px;
animation: nickslide 5s ease infinite; }

body a {
color:#bbede2;}

body a:hover {
text-decoration:none;
color: cyan; }

@keyframes nickslide {
  0% {
    background-position: 0% 50%;
  }
  50% {
    background-position: 100% 50%;
  }
  100% {
    background-position: 0% 50%;
  }}

nav .top {
color:white;
font-weight:bold;
background-color:black;
background-image: url(https://i.ibb.co/3yWBLr1T/nick7.png);
background-size:100px;
border: none; }


nav .links {
font-weight:bold;
background-color:crimson;
font-family:"Pixelify Sans", tahoma;
font-size:14px;
text-align:center; }

nav .links a {
padding:2px;
color: black;
text-shadow:2px 2px grey; }

nav .links a:hover {
text-decoration:none;
padding:2px;
color:yellow;
text-shadow:2px 2px black; }

.container {
border: 3px solid silver;
box-shadow: 2px 2px cyan;
width:900px;
margin-top:10px;
margin-bottom:10px; }

main {
color:white !important;
background-color:black;
background-image: url(https://i.postimg.cc/X7j3LsJH/nickrawr3.png);
background-size:125px; }

.blog-entry .content {
color:yellow;
text-shadow:1px 0.6px crimson;
font-family: "VCRMono", courier;
font-size:20px;
font-weight:bold;
padding:3px; }

.title {
border: 0.7px solid silver;
padding:20px;
background-color:black;
background-image: url(https://i.postimg.cc/FR6WSsYX/nick4.png) !important;
background-size:100px;
color:yellow;
text-shadow:2px 3px crimson;
text-align:center;
font-family:"Fox", "Lilita One", "Courier New";
font-size:36px;
letter-spacing:1px; }

.title::before {
margin-right:10px;
content: url(https://i.ibb.co/FkThC4XG/nicksmol1.png) !important; }

.title::after {
margin-left:10px;
content: url(https://i.ibb.co/FkThC4XG/nicksmol1.png) !important; }

.edit-info {
text-align:center;
background-color:black;
background-image: url(https://i.ibb.co/Lzk8Q5nC/nickcage-20pcnt-opacity.png);
background-size:cover;
display:inline-block;
font-weight:bold; }

.edit-info {
position:relative;
left:-125px;
width:275px;
height:335px;
transform: rotate(6deg);
background-color:black;
border:2px solid cyan;
box-shadow:0 0 0 2px deeppink;
text-align: center;
font-family: "VCRMono", "VT323";
font-size: 18px; }

.edit-info p {
display:inline-block; }

.edit-info p a:hover {
color:black !important;
background-color:red !important;
width:auto; }

.author-details h4::before {
content: "👑"; }

.author-details h4::after {
content: "👑"; }

.pfp-fallback {
width:95%;
content: url(https://media.tenor.com/DjcfWadHoe8AAAAM/nicolas-cage-caged.gif); }

.kudos b {
color:crimson;
text-shadow:2px 1px silver;
background-color:black !important;
padding:3px;
margin-left:15px;
font-family: "VCRMono";
font-size: 20px; }

.blog-entry .kudos-btn {
border:2px solid silver;
font-size: 26px;
font-weight:bold;
padding-left: 29px !important;
padding-right: 29px !important;
padding-top: 5px !important;
padding-bottom: 5px !important;
color:deeppink;
text-shadow: 1.5px 1.5px 0.8px limegreen;
margin-right:15px;
margin-left:15px; }

.kudos-btn:hover {
text-decoration:none !important;
background-color:grey !important;
background-image: url(https://i.postimg.cc/024YLL0W/nickrawr.png) !important;
background-size:65px !important;
color:black !important;
text-shadow: 1.5px 1.5px 0.8px lightpink !important;
display: inline-block; }

:root {
--light-orange: #000000;
--even-lighter-orange: #000000; }

.comments-table td:first-child::after {
display:block;
text-align:center;
content: url(http://i.ibb.co/zh5qzXtV/nick2.gif); }

.comment-replies {
border: 1.5px solid silver;
background-image: url(https://i.ibb.co/C50q8XBt/nickcage-20pcnt-opacity-maxsat.png);
background-size:100px; }

footer {
color:white;
background-color:black;
background-image: url(https://i.ibb.co/XZKWymWC/nickchewie.png);
background-size:160px;
margin:0px; }
</style>