My father's dumb white trash gf

"I, the child, was not allowed to have my childish comfort object because I was told I needed to grow up."

"But SHE, the adult who participated in the destruction of my family, IS allowed to have a childish comfort object." 

In other words my mom got rid of this bath towel I really liked when I was like 6 or 7 but the bitch that my dad left my mom for has a fucking Angry Birds Towel