overprotective brahh..

Guh can anyone translate what my overprotective dad is awn abt like he'll complain abt me staying in my room all day being lazy then the minute I ask to leave the house he acts like i'll be kidnapped IMMMEDDITALLY like brah wdym I can't even leave the apartment complex ... I wanna go to my local skatepark like just skate over there and practice for a bit but its a crime to him liek huh?

For clarification i've literally skated 10 miles away from home and not a single car stopped to try and pick me up and I'm in a safe town so I liek don't know what his deal is geulp... I'll prolly just sneak out while he's at work anyways but yeah ty for coming to my ted talk guys BAII!!!

(p.s. I know he's just looking out for me but there's a difference between looking out and being so overprotective I can't leave the house)