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No, I don't have a "lOw aTtEnTiOn sPaN" just because I don't want to read your dogshit poem or 18 paragraphs about whatever you felt like ranting about.
The only thing that makes SpaceHey different from all the (arguably better) social medias is that it takes a little bit longer to add gifs and images to your post
(And the fact that you can customize the shit out of your profile but whatever lmao)
Scrolling through the Blogs, Forums, and Groups sections in search of something cool or interesting is just doomscrolling, Kudos are just likes, you're not better than everyone just because there's no videos when you scroll.
And when you say something like "SpaceHey is dead" or "SpaceHey is boring," the larps open their book of copium and rattle off something along the lines of:
"You actually have to search for the entertainment"
OR
"There's no algorithm to pick things for you"
NONE OF YOU MFS ARE ENTERTAINING. Newsflash nga, reading about things you don't really care about isn't the most fun, and having to scroll 10 pages worth of content to find something I might be interested in doesn't make it any better. I've "surfed the web" as you old ass mfs would most likely call it but the simple fact of the matter is that SpaceHey isn't that fun.
I think this quote from a user named Suxor puts it better than I could. It's satire; a parody of the average Spacehey larper when met with the obvious fact that their dead website is, in fact, dead.
"People who say SpaceHey is dead are soooo annoyyyiingg...you clearly don't understand anything about the old internet..even if I wasn't there, I'm more well versed than you because it's a niche interest of mine that nobody knows more about than me. The youngest and smartest person on the internet! Poser. Go back to TikTok and continue to participate in and fuel capitalism like a bad person, which you are for living a lifestyle that I do not like, after all, I know more about society than you!"
You are not special just because you like reading about peoples lives on a website roleplaying as MySpace.
Before you read my awesome outro makes sure to listen to this lol
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Cassie🖤
yk what ur getting TWO KUDOS for that tuff ahh outro
~[Joz]~
2/10 rage bait you came here and made a profile just to tell me this please stop wasting your time I doomscroll a lot on tiktok already just let me get reading in before my brain turns to mush 3
"get your reading in" you do NOT read stop lyin. You wouldn't be wasting your time on spacehey if you wanted to get your reading in lmao
by BleuStew; ; Report
I don't like the people at my school library, they are mean ;-; and this is the only unblocked website so its not like I can go to audiable (which is stupid that it is banned????)
by ~[Joz]~; ; Report
Go to your local library
by BleuStew; ; Report
Confetti boy
well, it's a blog website. Usually blogs are a person's personal thoughts and rants. What did you expect?
Chicken Pox
btw i think it's way more interesting if a person pastes gifs and images to their blog post, it kinda makes it less boring to read
GalacticPilot
yeah idc i just like making my profile cool and friending people with cool profiles idgaf
River
If you don't like blogs I suggest going on a site that doesn't have them. Sending love
Bro finish that summer packet and hop off my nuts lmao. Sending love <3 <3!!!
by BleuStew; ; Report
To think that every decision in our lives leads the world to make you think of stringing those words, typing them out, and sending them as a reply to my comment makes me wish the sun really did explode, but okay. Sending love <3!!!
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by River; ; Report
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by BleuStew; ; Report
[MM] miniatureMapfinder
X . * Tbf valid aX Xhit -> there'X really nothing to it you are right -> Though I feel the only way to keep Xomethinlg like thiX platform alive iX through reading long paragraphX and writting long paragraphX about life, about gameX, juXt about anything -> Kinda contradicting cuz even you wrote a long aXX paragraph which contributeX to keeping thiX place semi-alive -> Lolz
yo is your s key broken?
by Veemio; ; Report
Lol no its my quirk like just a weird way to type. Don't always type like that though :3c
by [MM] miniatureMapfinder; ; Report