E//Blast: Tellmeys, SpaceHeys, and the Boy Who’s Too Online To Be Real

So someone’s been lurking.

Takes the time to drop anonymous lines like “I remember u being nicer” (cute btw), but can’t take two seconds to hit “Add Friend” on Spacehey?

I mean… the link is in my bio. It’s giving scared. It’s giving calculated. It’s giving “I check your profile daily but pretend I don’t see you at school.”

If you are who I think you are, then just know:

• I clocked the timing.

• I clocked the tone.

• And I’ve clocked you before.

And if you’re not him? Then someone else is studying my past like it’s a final exam and I’m the syllabus. Either way, I’m flattered, disturbed, intrigued, and kind of annoyed.

This is your formal E//invitation to grow up, say what you mean, and either click friend or stay anonymous forever.

Because I’m done playing Guess Who? with people who think mystery is a personality trait.

Xoxo.