🦷 I Have a Dentist Appointment Today at 3PM 😭

I don’t wanna go. I DO NOT want to go. At 3PM I will be sitting in a cold leather chair while some masked stranger scrapes at my shame with a metal hook 😭

Yes, I hate the dentist. YES, it’s partially my fault because I suck at personal hygiene. I brush but like... do I floss? No. Do I lie and say I do? Absolutely.

I already know they’re gonna judge me with their little dental mirror of truth, and I’m gonna sit there pretending I don’t feel like a failure of the human mouth. I can hear their judgmental silence already.

Anyway. Pray for me. Light a candle. DM me your clean teeth vibes. I’m not ready but I have no choice. 🦷💔

💌 Wanna trauma bond over dental anxiety? Message me and tell me your worst dentist story. Misery loves company 😩