high school is unserious, here's a list

hey sigmas. im here to remind you that it is indeed, not that deep. heres a list of things from my highschool that will make you less nervous.

- never get yelled at for not wearing my student ID

- i taped LPS on my physics teachers head

- me and my old algebra teacher talk about vaping and have eachother on tiktok

- never seen anyone get dresscoded

- i asked to go to the bathroom by saying "Hey broski im about to tinkle my pantaloons."

- my art teacher keeps quoting tiktok memes at us

- i regularly threaten to put teachers in my note to their face and they usually respond like "ok buddy.. you know im gonna have to report you eventually right?"

- they have still not reported me and its been 4 years

- even the admin will admit that our school is literally breaking

- our theater teacher wore a whole fur cloak when it was cold outside

- i played with LPS in my history class last year

- never do my work in any class and i still have all a's

- my science teacher lets me talk about insects all class period

- everything is so much easier than they make it seem i promise

- i literally have formatted an essay like this and got a 100

- never had to do a presentation

- made a mini-movie out of lps, i got a 100

- wrote JESUS (from THE BIBLE) x SHREK FANFICTION AND TURNED IT IN FOR A GRADE (i got a 100)

- students just. casually vape in classes and teachers pretend not to see

- always smells like za in the fucking hallway

- this presentation got a 100.

- senior assassin, the whole thing is unserious. i had a dinosaur water gun.

- "how to pay for college without selling your soul to the devil" - my personal finance teacher

- my friend was not at school 90% of the time and was failing every class, still graduated.