MY SUMMERSLAM PREDICTIONS!!!

IT'S SUMMERSLAM WEEKEND!!! that means it's time for me to predict what's gonna happen 👀

NIGHT ONE

ALRIGHT the first matchup is Racquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair. heres my thing with this. they have been having judgment day be on a huge mostly win streak for a while now with the womens half of it, and this particular beef has been building for a while. since alexa bliss is just returning and charlotte flair is not particularly well liked at the moment, i think they're totally gonna have judgment day job to hype them up super hard and im okay with that. this will also help judgment day as a faction have its individual members get stronger (esp since finn balor is looking to go independent)

OKOK the second match is with Gunther and CM Punk. i think we all know that WWE fans want to see gunther get his ass beat especially by someone as well liked as CM Punk nuff said

THIRD ROUND!! Randy Orton & Jellyroll (oh my fucking god) vs. Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul (even worse). This entire match is a fucking joke oh my lord... i think this match, if left uninterrupted, will be won by randy orton and jellyroll because everyone loves seeing logan paul get dunked

this is the match im highkey the most and least stoked about. Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker.. i personally REALLY REALLY REALLY wanna see Bron Breakker and Bronson Reed win but i have a feeling thats not gonna happen ESPECIALLY Since they just made roman reigns come to work for the first time in 104332949234 years theyre not doing that just to have him job. BUT im not like 100% pissed off because just having bron breakker and bronson reed fight roman reigns and jey uso will be enough to give the two of them a HUGE popularity boost which im content with. also some lore building between them and roman/jey which will make for fun future matches

THIS is another match im kinda conflicted on. Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill... Jade Cargill has been on a winstreak and these two have been at each others throats for a second. i would LOVE to see Jade Cargill continue her winstreak but i feel like they're gonna give tiffany a leg up on this one so she can get some screentime which im also pretty okay with tbh.

THIS ONEEEE i don't care too much about lowkey. Karrion Kross vs. Sami Zayn.. I love sami zayn but im not a big fan of karrion kross especially since theyre just having sami job to him over and over as of late. i think it would be super sick to have Sami have a super cool defeat the villain moment and beat karrion kross though but im not sure if thats gonna happen

NIGHT TWO

OK. SO. AJ STYLES AND DOMINIK MYSTERIO. i am madly in love with both of these men and i would honestly be so stoked if either of them win. i mean if AJ wins he gets a populatity boost and if dominik wins he gets judgment day brownie points so HOORAAYA!! HOWEVER i think ultimately theyre gonna have AJ win because of how their storys been going

STREEET FIIIIIGHTTT!!! im so fucking excited for this match. cody rhodes vs. john cena again but this time messier and more entertaining than before. i love both cena and cody but since cenas on his retirement run theyre definitely gonna have him win over and over until his last days but they will SURE AS HELL do it in a way that is EXTREMELY exciting to watch

STEEL CAGE STEEL CAGE JACOB FATU VS SOLO SIKOA!!! im SO excited to watch this match go down. i think theyre gonna have jacob fatu win but theyre gonna have the two of them make up in the end of the match for the plot.. we like happy endings here sometimes guys

OK im gonna be so honest im kinda done seeing lyra valkyria and becky lynch fight because lyra sucks on mic and they both wrestle kinda boring. id be OK if this match had better buildup but theyve been doing a lyra vs becky or becky vs bayley or lyra vs bayley like every fucking week and its starting to piss me off kinda so i hope something interesting happens to spice this up a bit (like bayley coming in and beating one of them up or sum) and thats also my prediction for whats gonna happen

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN OMG. rhea vs iyo vs naomi. ive been waiting for this since the last time they fought and im so excited to see what they do this time around since the last one was such a good match. all three of these women have amazing micwork and amazing wrestling skills that i cant wait to see get put to use. i think theyre gonna have iyo and rhea team up to beat naomi and they give iyo the ultimate win though

also i feel like its worth noting that i think seth rollins is gonna come back and cash in during one of these matches for sure... i think itd be great to see him cash in during the reigns/uso vs breakker/reed match to see him turn against his own faction for the money