Everyone in umamusume is queer...

Exceptions:

Agnes tachyon

tazuna (derogatory)

the fucking reporter (derogatory)

Aoi kiryuin (derogatory)

Ikuno Dictus (SHE HAS DICK IN HER NAME!)

Meisho Doto

Taiki Shuttle

Nishino Flower

Yukino Bijin (but fujo)

Gold City

Super Creek (has a ageplay fetish tho, proceed with caution)

Mejiro Dober (and i quote, from her description: she remains tense in many social situations, especially if men are present.)

Satono Diamond

Les get started

Special Week - Lesbian (i mean, she instantly fell in love w Suzuka...)

Silence Suzuka - Aroace

Tokai Teio - Aroace but will still give you advice on men

Maruzensky - car lesbian

Fuji Kiseki - this is the butchest, most androgynous lesbian i have ever darn seen.

Oguri Cap - aromantic but bisexual

Gold Ship - Will dropkick you if you ask her out, assume her sexuality at your own risk.

Vodka - Vodka mum lesbian

Daiwa Scarlet - BDSM lesbian

Grass Wonder - lesbian, dating El Condor Pasa

Hishi Amazon - tumblr user bisexual

Mejiro McQueen - The typa girl to kiss her 'acquaintance' on both cheeks despite not being french.\

El Condor Pasa - dating Grass Wonder

TM Opera O - HPD lesboy

Symboli Rudolf - aromantic lesbian that beat people's ass

Air Groove - BDSM top lesbian

Agenes Digital - this is the most transfem design ever.

Seiun Sky - Aroace

Tamamo Cross - Unlabelled ADHD

Fine Motion - Are you kidding me. THE IRL HORSE IS LITERALLY INTERSEX!!

Biwa Hayahide - bisexual

Mayano Top Gun - plane autism pansexual

Manhattan Cafe - Goth coffee millenian with lesbian tendencies

Mihono Bourbon - Robotkin demiaroace

Mejiro Ryan - That is the most BUTCH creature i have seen in my damn life

Rice Shower - Asexual bi

Ines Fujin - lesbiab

Winning Ticket - Futch genderfluid lesbian

Air Shakur - non-binary and possibly transmasc femme leaning.

Eishin Flash - Yuri turned her gay

Curren Chan - the instragram addicted bi

Sakura Bakushin O - BAKUSHINgender and BAKUSHINsexual

Sweep Tosho - astrology witch les

Smart Falcon - Fujoshi/Himejoshi bi

Narita Taishin - newly-out lesbian

Haru Urara - Doesn't know how babies are made, but would gladly go on a date if it's fun.

Biko Pegasus - lesbian child, lesbian in a Rainbow Dash way.

Marvelous Sunday - I think she's a bit autistic to be romantically/sexually attracted...

Matikanefukuitaru - what is that name. she obvi chose it herself. transfem.

Nice Nature - hard to describe, but asexual dating women

King Halo - This is what every toxic lesbian looks like

Matikanetannhauser - fashion non-binary and pinterest user

Mejiro Palmer - chill aroace

Daitaku Helios - DJ bisexual and drag king AND ALSO FRIEND TO INCELS WTF??? WHY DOES SHE HAVE SMILEMAXXING IN HER DESC???

Twin Turbo - DID nonbinary 

Kitisan Black - helpful lesbian

Happy Meek - aroace and forgotten

Yayoi Akikawa - crazy cat lady, sexuality unconfirmed

Sasami Anshinzawa - THAT IS A DRAG QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!