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i am 100% convinced that birds are just government spies. they cannot be real-
when I was like 6 i did cut a bird open (IT WAS ALREADY DEAD I AM NOT CRAZY I PROMISE) with a butter knife and put the tiny eyes into a ziplock bag and cried when my mom made me throw it out and it did have blood like it should have but i am still convinced that they arent real.
the government made them to spy on people and shit on children and vehicles
also flies arent real. have you seen their eyes? i remember i did a project on them in school like 6 years ago and found out they have like 4000 lenses in their eyes and you can kinda tell from looking at em because theyre super creepy but also kind of my spirit animal bc theyre kinda cute. especially that little parasite some house flies get that makes them basically controlled by a tiny thingy and they get eaten from the inside out so that theyre a cell for the parasite to control. zombie flies :33
anywho idk what i just typed but im not going to reread it because i'm lazy and sleepy
have a wonderful day and if it is past 11PM this is your sign to go to sleep
also pls drink some water- not in caffeinated form ml
-hayl3ybab3zzz <3
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Xx_salty207_xX
Hi as an ornithologist (ametuer) I can confirm birds are infact not government drones, many of the birds aren't even electronically tagged but instead has a numerical code system to track and log flight movements and population (very cool stuff), birds are friends and should be protected <3
coton
absolutely in shambles at how rapidly this post escalates and then deescalates. like, you like flies? fantastic that somebody loves them. there is an enjoyer of every animal
Pot
Do you think they have different features between all the different types of birds? I mean... there's so many different ones, it'd be quite the effort to make so many versions for no reason
Vesper Vile
you sound delusional and like every conspiracy theorist ever . please get original or at least seek help
i am simply expressing an opinion. i have no intentions of being original- i want to be just like any other normal person
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GER OUT MY ROOM
How far is the mental ward form ur location
im already here tehehe
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