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CPR GOAT

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For my schools clinical placement i have 2 do a CPR course yearly ($100 btw, and WE have 2 pay 4 that... BS!!!!)

So i booked my class ASAP and that ended up being the day after my hospital shift (thats what a clinical placement is btw) so i was soooo sleepy

Why does the damn course start @ 9am n go til 4... there werent even any Tim Hortons nearby....

I fell asleep in class a krillion times too, the instructor def noticed n i lowkey felt bad bc she was doing her best 2 make the course interesting

I got nervoud when we had our little quiz at the end. I was pretty sure i wld fail bc i mightve slept thru critical info

20 min later, she shows us our grades

UR LOCAL ALIEN GOT A 30/30!!!! 100% GOOD BOY POINTS!!!!

Heh... safe to say... i cld basically land a plane on my own atp... dont worry abt it babe....


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You can do CPR on me anytime babe <3


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and trust me babe, i wont even THINK of using the mouth-to-mouth mask barrier <3

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