I (IRONICALLY) WROTE A SHORT STORY OF GEN Z PLUS GEN ALPHA SLANG (IM SORRY)

Im sitting on the hard ass rocks, and its totalling my back, but im lowkey busy being dramatic af, so i lock in and keep sitting there, the occasional teardrop falling down my 10/10 face.

Some random sits next to me, but her hair is lowkey SLAYING so i start mewing to rizz her up. Hey shawty, you dont mind if i sit here do you? I shooketh in my booties when i turned around to see her LETHAL face card. Damn, i dont mind at all, in fact, i STAN that gyatt. I was hoping my rizz would give off main character energy.

Wow, you really understood the assignment. Thank you. My sister was highkey rushing, and i was hoping it wouldn't ruin my aura. Shes super delulu and didnt want to go out by herself, but if were being so fr right now, thats pretty goated, considering the tea. She said, she was giving mysterious.

Whats the deal? You were pretty sus about it and id totally stan if i could know more. If thats not too skibidi?

 Nah shawty, its all good. Her long ahh hair slightly covers her lethal face card, and its giving skull emoji with the vibes, im pretty sure shes cooked. The thing is y/n, when we were younger our parents left the chat, and our remaining fam never really locked in. so shes kind of mother.

Im not even trolling. I apologize for trauma dumping, its just ive been crashing out over all the cap recently, the fam is highkey sus and its messing up our aura frfr.

Nah you ate with that, and lowkey mood. Sorry bout the fam though, i say as i stand up, remembering that my fit lowkey slaps.

Now i may be delulu, but can i get those digits? 

She gasps. So you were just trying to pull fine shyt weren't you? Well i dont know if it clicked in your dumb ahh brain but im actually a 10/10 and youre mid. If you want my number you gotta lock in. because i dont stan the vibes.