#confessions-of-a-single-himbo

Sigh. 

so >>THIS<< hoe has been off relationships 4 liek basically a year now cuz idk #singlelyfrockx! but i missssss crushing on a cute guy!! i miss being like "fufufufufuuu hes so cute in this photo bwabwa boyfriend!!!" things

UGH! PATHETIC!!!!!!!! but i cant help itttttt im just that guy! that super gay himbo who cant have a boyfriend cuz i have 'pRiOrItiEs' and 'cOmMeN sEnsE' gurl who even DOEZ common sense anymore!!! (jk im being overdramatic duh…)

and yah you might say: "kyaaaa tbone-kun!! whats stoping u nya!!!" And other then asking me why im assuming ur some neko character in this example im gonna say: BECUZ CUTE DECENT GUYS ARE DEAD APPARENTLY!!

buttt like yeah so pretty please internet magic shove some badass 14 year old music prodigy whos probably into like skiing or skating shit like that who isnt smarter than me!! oh and 4 glamours sake please let him ask me 4 anything OTHER THAN A FUCKASS DISCORDi LIKE A DEGENERATE (srsly FUCK DAT) thank u!  Xoxoxo<3