Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead review

Review: I don't think I could even describe how mixed I feel about this movie, it's like the worst and best thing I've ever watched in my entire. Literally the first scene in the entire movie were the 2 main characters dry humping in a native indian burial ground while the gravedigger jerks off. This puts the fucking postal movie to SHAME, in a good and bad way, because unlike that movie I actually really liked this one even though it's like the raunchiest thing I've seen but whatever that's fine I didn't mind seeing Jared Fogle cover the bathroom walls with his own shit cos of some rancid fried chicken he ate. The first hour of this movie was fucking terrible but looking back at it, I still had a really good time watching it outside of the intro, by no means is it even good and most of the jokes are so bad they end up being funny anyways. They try to do some like social commentary or whatever but it's like the LEAST subtle thing ever, all of the characters are either named after food or fast food restaurants, and the antagonist is straight up just colonel sanders but with a different name. THEY NAMED THE ONLY MEXICAN CHARACTER PACO BELL FOR CHRIST SAKES. If you thought Jared Fogle getting the hershey squirts or dry humping in a burial ground was already a lot, there's like 4 musical numbers here that just continue the social commentary thing I've mentioned previously and some stuff about being cucked by a lesbian before dropping the n word out of nowhere. They were unironically pretty good songs but my GOD this shit gets so unbelievably edgy at times dude, did I still laugh? Of course I did, I have the humor of a fucking 4 year old I'm gonna laugh over some dude applying for knockoff kfc to make his lesbian ex jealous. This is all just the first half by the way, I skipped over a lot of stuff like Paco Bell being turned into a homosexual hamburger, but honestly I can't even put all of it into words without just copying the script, you just gotta see it for yourself. As for the second half, it's honestly what made me like this movie way more, still has the same kind of humor, but it just straight up turns into a zombie flick involving chickens. Why? Because the shitbox kfc place was built on the indian burial ground the two protagonists were dry humping in. Literally everybody who ate the chicken turns into a zombie with beaks and black metal makeup, but I gotta admit that I fucking love it. The gore, costumes, and special effects are straight up really damn good, the movie just handles those aspects really nicely, like yeah there's some fuck ups you can notice if you're really paying attention but for the most part it's done well. That's honestly all that I gotta say, the last few scenes of the movie are pretty funny and I think if you're watching this with some friends you'll have a great time. 

Rating: 1/10 or 9/10 depending on my mood