Everyone Shut Up Boyfriend(s) Reveal

disclaimer: smoking is bad for you. tobacco companies just sexualized it too well in advertising. no health benefits or anything. lame.  

this is what happens when you give a hot girl access to canva and fictional characters. totes kicking my feet, twirling my hair, biting my pillow, like a tween at a sleepover. 

characters: lady maria, kishibe, cyclops, chrollo lucilfer, aki hayakawa, malenia, miguel o’hara, tao saotome, claude von riegan, quanxi

don’t try to psychoanalyze me. i watched neon genesis evangelion in 9th grade and made it my entire personality. i’m already miles ahead of you. 

honorable mentions: duchess, rellana, rennala, queen marika, firekeeper, ranni, messmer, jjk men (i can’t decide), suna rintarou, lady oscar, griffith, chrom

OH and doesn’t claude kinda look like alexander the great??? idk it’s def just a coincidence, or the facial hair. 

but i mean 

i think about this all the time

btw did you know there was a huge alexander the great revival in the 14th century? they would write soooo many unhinged stories and fanart of him. anyway, here's alexander the great having sex with queen olympias, the king of macedon's wife. the king is watching them like a total cuckhold. dude, they had cuckholding in the 14th century. isn't that something? dragon cuckholding. life is so beautiful. 

it reminds me soooo much of st. sebastian smexiiiiii fanart LOL. okie this is random as hell-- i'll stop before i get ahead of myself. 

might make another one of these silly posts for my irl heartthrobs or fave couples. stay tuned